Your best worst Skyrim ending? : V - Skyrim

» Sat May 28, 2011 10:03 pm

You stand alone atop the throat of the world, the once proud home of the greybeards (or whatever they're called) in fiery ruins. Alduin circles the air above, you raise your shield and ready your blade, alduin dives toward you fire scorching from his gaping maw. The game fades to black then redirects you to the gamesas site telling you that the DLC 'Final battle with Alduin' will be available for purchse in 6 months.

You scream.

One day, a developer is seriously going to try this. I just know it. D:

» Sun May 29, 2011 1:59 am

On the xbox

Just as you land your final strike your xbox freezes never to be used again

Pc
You load the game up for the first time and a option appears to complete the game you click it and a message appears saying cheating is wrong. Then it uploads a virus which melts the disc and wipes your operating system

» Sat May 28, 2011 4:03 pm

It was all a dream!!

» Sat May 28, 2011 2:32 pm

Anyway, OP is pretty hard to top, though he had the advantage of initiative.

Nah, that's the past. We don't use dice rolls in these "new school" RPGs so just like people who get their shorts wadded about starting in jail, we pretend his entry never happened.

So, you get to the final showdown. Stop me if you've heard this one: Alduin begins taunting you about the folly of fighting a god- but you run past him with the artifacts you've quested for, and attack the Heart.

Oh. You have heard that one. Nevermind then...

One day, a developer is seriously going to try this. I just know it. D:

Off-topic: Dude- Dungeon Siege II, and Dungeon Siege II: Broken World. :cringe:

» Sat May 28, 2011 2:17 pm

So, you get to the final showdown. Stop me if you've heard this one: Alduin begins taunting you about the folly of fighting a god- but you run past him with the artifacts you've quested for, and attack the Heart.

I just hope we won't literally plunge down his gullet and try to destroy him from the inside or something. I could imagine Bethesda getting ecstatic about making an entire dungeon tileset out of a dragon's innards, but I personally hate that stuff. Ever since the Magic School Bus episode, I've had a phobia of those "explore the body" scenarios. :shakehead:

» Sun May 29, 2011 1:54 am

I just hope we won't literally plunge down his gullet and try to destroy him from the inside or something. I could imagine Bethesda getting ecstatic about making an entire dungeon tileset out of a dragon's innards, but I personally hate that stuff. Ever since the Magic School Bus episode, I've had a phobia of those "explore the body" scenarios. :shakehead:

That was a really gross show sometimes... "Let's get on the magic school bus! And get up inside your class mates" Wait... WHAT?! Is there candy in that school bus?

Seriously, I'd say the worst ending would be this:

Alduin has injected himself with some sort of "lol I'm the hulk" stuff and you have to fight him in a arena... After a really cliche' boss battle you defeat him and lock him up. As the camera pans around to the sea... A HAND BURSTS out of the water in typical horror movie fashion. Who's hand? OMG it's Dagoth Ur's! You go to tell your friend Jeremy about it and he's like. No, man. That was Mankar Camoran's hand. You then proceed to argue about it until you eventually give up. Then you both go tell your friend Wayne, who has also finished it around the same time as you guys, he looks at you guys confused and says. "No... It was Jagar Tharn's hand for me." You all then realize that Bethesda apparently put randomized alternate endings and by sheer luck you and your two friends each got the three separate ones.

That story actually happened. Except of course it was

Spoiler

Batman Arkham Asylum. I saw Bane's Arm, Jeremy saw Killer Croc, and Wayne saw Scarecrow. It was awesome and ridiculous.

» Sat May 28, 2011 4:16 pm

IT WAS A DREAM LULZ

» Sat May 28, 2011 10:56 am

It was a prank by Sheogorath.

Or a dream.

» Sun May 29, 2011 1:13 am

Better yet... It was all a dream. You wake up in modern day Rockville, Maryland. The rest of the game is now a mixture between Grand Theft Auto and the Sims. You work at Bethesda Game Studios as a intern. By the end of the "real main quest" you are the project lead of Elder Scrolls VI.