Aren't they called "imaginary" because they don't really make any sense. I mean, how can you square something and get a negative, unless you're already squaring a negative. And negatives can't exist I think, I dunno...I hate math.
Why shouldn't you square something and get a negative number? Also, what do you mean by "unless you're already squaring a negative"? If you square a negative number, you get a positive number.
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off topic, veeno, who is the wiggly lady in your avatar?
Have a http://www.imperial-library.info/sites/default/files/dogate_til_fishystick.jpg!

Anyway, her name is Alizée Jacotey.