Okay here are the rules of this thread, each thread has to sound like an old man ranting about something.

These damn kids and their blue ray x-ray disc gaming devices! Back when I was kid we used 16-bit cartridges and had to blow hot air and cold air to get the damn Nintendo working!

Was scared there for a moment - thought you wanted to rant about old grandpas. I was all like 'noooooooooo'.....

16-bit? Luxury!
When I was growing up we...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xe1a1wHxTyo

Don't get me started.
I'll spare you.
I could.
I won't.

Nooo nooo nooo... the whole point is to try and sound like an old grandpa complaining or ranting about something. Or an old granny complaining and ranting about something...

If I was going to rant about old grandpas I'd be complaining about how slow they drive and how many buildings they crash into...

I lied...ready?

Weeel, when we was young, we had to stuff a folded matchbook cover behind the channel changer dial on the black and white, tube (that's a 'valve' in the UK) operated TV, because after a while the derned channel changer would wear out and it took a folder matchbook cover behind it just to keep it on the channel you wanted to watch. That's back when eeverybody smoked so there was plenty of matchbooks to be had.....Why, I saw the Beatles debut in the USA on the Ed Sullivan Show in '64 on a TV just like that.
.....and there was likely a lot of channel changin' goin' on that night, and that's how a lot of channel changer dials got worn out, I'm here to tell ye !
...an' nooobody had a hand-held channel changer. Ye actually had to git up and walk across the living room to change the derned channel !

You youngin's are jest spoilt !

No forum games :nono: