I'd uncroak a volcano.

Disregarding all that "die from radiation" stuff, I'd most likely try and enter the Morag Tong. Government sanctioned assassins :rock: Then I'd use my earthly knowledge and write books on anatomy and machinery, and perhaps tell the Tong that the Night Mother is under the Lucky Old Lady statue

Its mind boggling. I would not know what to do.

Start a bar in the imperial city and stay behind walls?

Don't Erf, be happy.

id probably join the imperial guard, then take vacations Inn-hopping and banging as many women as i possibly could.

yeah man me too! and id drink as much beer too and then vomit all over the floor! dude man thatd be awesome right?

actually...it depends where in Nirn

Morrowind: get eaten by a nix hound
Illiac Bay region: get burned alive by a dragonling
Cyrodil: considering the stronger I got the stronger everything else would get, I'd just go join the Sanguine Cult and party

Probably curl up into a ball and cry from the fear.

If I was warped into Nirn I'm sure at first I'd probably start going through some sort of psychotic breakdown. Once I've gathered myself I'd probably head into the Imperial City and try and find work. I'd actually like to become an apprentice in a shop or smith or soemthing. perhaps later i would go into the field of magic, only to lead a rather simple life as a mage scholar and perhaps explorer!

:lmao: id wub 2 continue this train o thought, but i really dont like it. plox stop

But seriously, PG 13 forum. As much as I'd love to talk about everything under the Sun, I don't think that would be all that appropriate.

Back on topic, I might also try and get into the Arcane University, as I've always wanted to be able to use magic. And if I get to realize my other dream of going to college at the same time, then that's just an added bonus

PG-13 forum? thats probably the one gripe i have about this place, we are discussing games that are mostly rated M, involve swearing, gratuidous amounts of violence, six and drug use and yet...we cant swear :huh:

back on topic: i might actually go into the study of magic as well, IRL im not exactly what you would call the fighting type. with magic i could pwn fools with intelligence! :hehe:

still joining the imperial guard would be fun too.

i would invent gun powder :hubbahubba:

Assuming that I landed in Suran, I would head straight to the House of Earthly Delights

Wow I'm surprised how well this has launched, I expected it to die after maybe 10 posts but wow

Assuming I survived the shock of the sudden transportation to an imaginary world. I would:-

-Run straight into the Roxey Inn as fast as I could and commit a minor crime.
-Serve out my sentence at the Imperial Prison.
-Try and work out if I'm in vanilla or modded Oblivion. This may turn into a lifetime's work trying to fine out all the mods that are installed. Can I smoke a pipe? Do I need to sleep etc etc.
-I'd survive the first few weeks by looting all the stuff in the barrels around the Imperial City, selling things like repair hammers ans tan shoes until I could afford some basic alchemy gear. I'd then make and sell restore fatigue potions, slowly raising my alchemy skill and amassing money. I would spend my free time running, jumping and sneaking behind people.
-At no time would I leave the protection of the IC.
-When I had levelled up a few times, and had some really good restore health and shield potions (either bought or made) I would make the perilous journey to Skingrad and join the Mage's Guild. Here, in the security of the town, with a free bed and free food I would study the arcane arts, in particular alchemy and ultimately move into Rosethorn Hall.

Finally, when I was strong enough to be certain of surviving the rpund trip to Kvatch and back, I would go to the Kvatch encampment, and suggesrt that Sigrid may prefer to share my bed, rather than living indefinately in a tent below a burning city.

Pffft, that's why you gotta mix some Cure All potions in with your Ale and Mead and then you woln't have any stomach probs!

Cure Alls should remove any STDs too and like I said b4, no kids in Nirn so you could have mindless six, drugs, and alcohol without nothing to worry about!



Aww damn! That bar madien gave me MUDCRABS!

Here man, drink this!

Sweet!


Bath, rinse, and repeat!