M'Aiq the Liar's quotes in Skyrim : V - Skyrim

» Sun May 29, 2011 12:03 am

[i][center]"Some people want countless things added to Tamriel. On and on they go with endless lists of what else is needed here.
M'aiq thinks these people are stupid, if everything were added you would not be listening to M'aiq now- you would still be waiting for the time when you are allowed to be here."

No kidding!

» Sun May 29, 2011 3:21 am

"M'aiq! M'aiq! .... M'aiq! M'aiq!" M'aiq! wonders how those ducks know his name?
M'aiq knows he's met you ... before. You look very different, but he knows it's still... you somehow.
[Alternate version] M'aiq is watching you. First the Nevarine .... and then ... you closed those pesky gates. And now, what?.... You're the dragonborne? Come ON, is this some kind of a joke? Where is the camera?
When the dragons returned a fornight ago, M'aiq saw all the spears in Skyrim being loaded into wagons and marched out to war with them. So far, no one's crafted any new ones, as far as M'aiq knows. What do you mean, how did M'aiq see that? M'aiq was RIDING a dragon, silly!
M'aiq speaks in 3rd person, so he's not allowed to look at mirrors. Can you imagine his confusion? "His his?" "He he?" M'aiq wonders if there's such a thing as "4th person" ?
Don't "M'aiq" me come over there ... ha ha. M'aiq is funny, right?

» Sat May 28, 2011 2:03 pm

"M'aiq hears that some have strange interests in the 100 makers, maybe it's time for restraining orders."

» Sat May 28, 2011 9:07 pm

Fall out? Fall out of what? Out the sky? Out of a window? M'aiq wonders why some people want to fall out of something.

» Sat May 28, 2011 3:17 pm

I still don't get it.
I'm thick headed sometimes.

M'aiq remembers Morrowind, nice place to visit....well not really, not sure why anyone would stay, Dark Elves are nasty to M'aiq.

M'aiq owns a spear, but M'aiq left it to an argonian to polish it, the tip can be painful.

LOL TO THE LAST ONE

» Sat May 28, 2011 9:06 pm

Do you happen to be the original author?

Yes I am

About your username, it reminds me of a book I once read. "voulez-vous vivre dans Eps?" by Francois Valorbe.
Coincidence?

» Sat May 28, 2011 9:17 pm

Fall out? Fall out of what? Out the sky? Out of a window? M'aiq wonders why some people want to fall out of something.

This.

» Sun May 29, 2011 3:24 am

You fight dragons? M'aiq thinks you need a spear!

» Sun May 29, 2011 3:11 am

Yes I am

About your username, it reminds me of a book I once read. "voulez-vous vivre dans Eps?" by Francois Valorbe.
Coincidence?

I've described it on my comments page. Here's the short version: I used the nickname "Epsilon1" in an MMO a while back, but it was too long for people to type, so they abbreviated it "Eps"

It stuck.

» Sat May 28, 2011 10:53 pm

Ma'iq already has a long stabby thing, Ma'iq does not need another one

» Sat May 28, 2011 5:09 pm

"Dragons are such fragile things, you must be careful around them. M'aiq broke one, and ended up here!" Don't recall the original author for that one.

Mai'q says this when you meet him outside Anvil

I think the developers were hinting at something in Skyrim

It will be amazing if Mai'q was one of those who caused a Dragon Break

» Sun May 29, 2011 3:25 am

M'Aiq hears of people that want to be were-things, M'Aiq thinks they have much skooma, were-things favorite dragon snack.

» Sat May 28, 2011 6:36 pm

m'aiq knows of a man who turns into a dragon. now m'aiq is looking for a dragon who turns into man
or
m'aiq knows a man who didn't know he was a dragon. m'aiq is here to look for more.

» Sat May 28, 2011 6:39 pm

"M'aiq hears some people say dragons are not scary because of their wing shape. These people are liars, M'aiq has seen them changing their underwear after being attacked by such a dragon."

» Sat May 28, 2011 11:01 pm

"M'aiq thinks he recognises you, or was it someone else?.. M'aiq can't tell."

This is for the colour blind that are common on the Bethesda forums. "M'aiq feels your pain, M'aiq only sees in blue.".
I mean no offense I just thought you should get a shout out.

"M'aiq is not a number."

"Too many dogs here, M'aiq loose to much weight."

"M'aiq sees dead people, is M'aiq normal?"

"Why bash locks, M'aiq uses key."

"Why are so many gods around when M'aiq appears?"

"Get your filthy hands of M'aiq's tail, M'aiq's tail is for M'aiq not dirty perverts."

"M'aiq had a robe once, it was M'aiq's favourite.. Someone knocked M'aiq out and stole it." "M'aiq has last laugh, thief is now insane."

"M'aiq thinks he's tired from too much running."

» Sat May 28, 2011 7:35 pm

M'aiq thinks bethwesda is moderating him
M'aiq has many "fans", but no one to wave them

» Sat May 28, 2011 11:25 pm

"M'aiq thinks immersion is for bathing."

» Sat May 28, 2011 7:20 pm

M'aiq has had a dream about you, you were being controlled by a puppeteer through a magical mirror. Do you think this means something?

this one is awesome.

» Sat May 28, 2011 6:33 pm

M'aiq once heard of a lonely man who wanted friends to adventure with... then M'aiq told him about sharing loot and the man was no longer lonely.

Long ago M'aiq once turned into a dragon... but Mehrunes was defeated before M'aiq showed up...

M'aiq is lover, not fighter... ever wonder why no woman is interested in you? (M'aiq mentioning the lack of a romance story in Elder Scrolls games.)

» Sun May 29, 2011 3:20 am

"see i told you they existed!" maiq on the topic of dragons
"i remember a tale of a man who wanted something better then a bow he made a stick that shot little metal projectiles that could bring death upon its unfortunate victim maiq thinks this man has never heard of magic" maiq on the subject of guns

» Sat May 28, 2011 5:07 pm

"Maiq hears that obsidian is a pretty popular material in Tamriel. Perhaps we'll have use for it in the future."

"Many travelers call Maiq a troll even though Maiq is Khajiit. Many of these travelers were little boys carrying small paper fans. Maiq asks, why all the fans, boys?"

» Sun May 29, 2011 3:32 am

"Where are the spears you ask? M'aiq stole the spears, Todd told him to."

» Sun May 29, 2011 1:08 am

"M'Aiq has heard rumors of ancient times when there were no children. M'Aiq knows these are lies" - In reference to children being included in Skyrim.

"I have heard of magical weapons that fire 'BOLTS'... They reload slowly though" - Reference to crossbow complaints.

"What is a dragon??" - Obvious

"M'Aiq knows secret to combat. Do not level up." - Reference to poor (or at least annoying) level scaling in Oblivion on higher levels.

All Ive got for now.