» Sat Aug 28, 2010 2:25 am
I had a dream about Skyrim too.
I was walking through a windblown tundra, marveling at the dynamic snow.
A dragon flew overhead, making for the mountains. I ducked under a rock overhang, hoping that the mighty beast would leave me be.
He did. I was safe. Then, I turned to resume my journey, but I found that I was being watched by a Bosmer about 20 feet away.
He slowly approached me. I could see that his scalp was covered in a swirling mass of bright orange hair (reminded me of an ice cream cone).
I took my bow off my back and strung it. Slowly, I nocked an arrow in place. He stopped about 5 feet from me, and I drew the string back. "What do you want, elf?" I said.
His mouth twitched, then creeped into a huge grin. His eyes rolled back in their sockets, and he gave out a screech more terrible than all the cliffracers of Vvardenfell assembled in a choir of evil song.
"Where is my spear?? My beloved thrusting stick, where?? Tell me!! TOOOOOOOODD!!!" He leaped across the space between us.
I released the arrow, and it struck him between the eyes. His body blasted backward for hundreds of feet, while the theme to the LOTR rang in my ears.
Then, I woke up.
Weird, huh?