National DaMuncha Day!

You enter a shop and the shopkeeper as fallen asleep on the job, you can:
1) wake him up
2) steal his goods while he's sleeping

While killing monsters in the wilderness, you come accross a group of villagers hunting deer

While clearing out a dungeon, you come across an adventurer who underestimated the monsters living there, you can
1)Clear the dungeon with him
2)Tell him to run to his mom

Whilst wandering along the road between, oh say, Whiterun and Riften, you happen upon a young female trader 'Penemie' or something similar. She begs your assistance, saying that if you would escort her to Riften and keep her safe from harm, she will reward you with a pair of fabulous enchanted shoes or sandals....I dunno, maybe called something like 'Shoes Of Blinding Speed' or something. BUT there is a twist to the tale...all is not as it seems with the footwear, they make you see for miles but YOU CAN ONLY MOVE AT A SNAILS PACE! (or summat) Honestly, I don't know where I get my great ideas!