Kim Kardashian and Fallout

Post » Wed Sep 01, 2010 11:18 pm

Take a look at her. Now, assuming you are a heterosixual male (apologies if not) tell me with absolute honesty that you are not sixually attracted to her. Not one bit

I rest my case ;)

I am a fully heterosixual male, and I'm not attracted to her in the least.

Why? I'm not attracted to women who look like complete [censored]s. It's a major turn off for me in fact. I really don't want to tap something that's been tapped one too many times.

Not to mention she's mostly just a big hunk of plastic. Another turn off.

I rest my case. B)
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Post » Wed Sep 01, 2010 2:13 pm

Her father was like a renown lawyer as well, he defended OJ Simpson during the murder trials.

She's mainly famous because of her looks. I also heard that you get 5 minutes to do whatever you want with Kim if you beat the game on hardcoe and Hard difficulty. Kim is the achievement. Haha.
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Post » Wed Sep 01, 2010 6:38 pm

Take a look at her. Now, assuming you are a heterosixual male (apologies if not) tell me with absolute honesty that you are not sixually attracted to her. Not one bit


Nope. I'm automatically turned off by plastic. If I wanted that, I'd go out and buy a Barbie Doll.
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Post » Wed Sep 01, 2010 11:03 am

Darwinism will take of this one guys, chillax.
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Camden Unglesbee
 
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Post » Thu Sep 02, 2010 12:16 am

Her father was like a renown lawyer as well, he defended OJ Simpson during the murder trials.

She's mainly famous because of her looks. I also heard that you get 5 minutes to do whatever you want with Kim if you beat the game on hardcoe and Hard difficulty. Kim is the achievement. Haha.

Geez man thanks. I was going to start the game in hardcoe first try through, now I am scared to do so. I don't think no amount of protection will keep you safe from her. :excl:
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Post » Wed Sep 01, 2010 4:05 pm

So that's a Kim Kardashian.
Meh, she's kinda cute.
What she famous for now again?
I remember someone saying it was something on MTV.

I've never heard of her either.

MTV doesn't have good television, used to be ok when they had music videos now its just svcks.

Only thing worth watching is Jack-*** spinoffs.
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Post » Wed Sep 01, 2010 7:21 pm

Not to mention she's mostly just a big hunk of plastic. Another turn off.

...If she's a big hunk of plastic then it just made her 10 times hotter.
I wanna explain why but it's not appropriate for this forum since it's 13+. :shifty:
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Post » Thu Sep 02, 2010 1:10 am

You people do know that the reason why Kardashian is famous is because of all everyone asks why she's famous, don't you?

It's a cascading paradox. The more useless and talentless a celebrity is, the more people ask why they're famous, and consequently, the celebrity becomes more famous.

It's very simple douchemetrics. When people want to know why a celebrity is famous, they watch the celebrity on TV and read articles about the celebrity to figure out why they're famous. Not only that, they ask other people why the celebrity is famous, exposing them to media concerning the celebrity. The more people wondering why the celebrity is famous, the more fame is generated for the celebrity, and then even more people start wondering why the celebrity is famous, then more fame is generated, then more people start wondering, and so on. It's a causal loop of douchebaggery.
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Post » Wed Sep 01, 2010 4:23 pm

Geez man thanks. I was going to start the game in hardcoe first try through, now I am scared to do so. I don't think no amount of protection will keep you safe from her. :excl:

Well "whatever you want" could entail you giving a rant about what you think of her for 5 minutes, or you know... ignoring her :P.
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Post » Wed Sep 01, 2010 5:27 pm

Ughghgh...I don't ever want to see Kim and Vault Boy in the same picture again. It's just wrong...like a double bacon cheeseburger and a rotting corpse in the same frame.
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Post » Wed Sep 01, 2010 11:12 am

who gives a [censored]
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Post » Wed Sep 01, 2010 10:06 pm

...If she's a big hunk of plastic then it just made her 10 times hotter.
I wanna explain why but it's not appropriate for this forum since it's 13+. :shifty:

That's quite alright. :whistling:

So you're turned on by women who've had a lot of plastic surgeries?

You have fun with that. :bolt:
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Post » Wed Sep 01, 2010 4:18 pm

That's quite alright. :whistling:

So you're turned on by women who've had a lot of plastic surgeries?

You have fun with that. :bolt:

I bet she's like a Mr Potato Head.
I wonder which parts I can pick off and place on other locations. O_o
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Post » Wed Sep 01, 2010 6:17 pm

I've never heard of her either.

MTV doesn't have good television, used to be ok when they had music videos now its just svcks.

Only thing worth watching is Jack-*** spinoffs.


That reminds me! [censored] 3D came out!

Edit: So they censor [censored] but not ass? odd.
...If she's a big hunk of plastic then it just made her 10 times hotter.
I wanna explain why but it's not appropriate for this forum since it's 13+. :shifty:

This!
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Post » Wed Sep 01, 2010 10:52 am

The one on the right in the "cake picture" is much more attractive.
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Post » Wed Sep 01, 2010 6:31 pm

I bet she's like a Mr Potato Head.
I wonder which parts I can pick off and place on other locations. O_o


I lol'd hard at this :rofl:
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Post » Thu Sep 02, 2010 12:03 am

...If she's a big hunk of plastic then it just made her 10 times hotter.
I wanna explain why but it's not appropriate for this forum since it's 13+. :shifty:


Explain it like you'd explain it to a 9-year-old.

Is the general "dollness" of her, and that dolls don't usually resist when you feel the need of close contact? :laugh:

Joking aside, I don't get what people see in that lass.
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Post » Wed Sep 01, 2010 6:36 pm

Wasn't there something about a Fallout contest that got you a invite to her party?
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Post » Wed Sep 01, 2010 6:21 pm

When I read the title of this thread I wondered what the possible connection could have been. I had strange thoughts of a planned New Vegas DLC where you could recruit a ghoulified Kim as a possible companion. :)
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Post » Wed Sep 01, 2010 2:24 pm

When I read the title of this thread I wondered what the possible connection could have been. I had strange thoughts of a planned New Vegas DLC where you could recruit a ghoulified Kim as a possible companion. :blink:

Yeah right. I'd cancel my pre-order in a second.
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Post » Wed Sep 01, 2010 10:56 pm

While it should not matter, Kim became a celeb based on her looks prior to ever having plastic surgery and denies having anything but some botox on her face. It's widely believed she had a nose job but who really cares about her nose with a natural body like she has.

Now, that said, she is an awesomely beautiful woman who made it big because of that and celebrated her birthday at the Fallout:New Vegas Release party last night in Las Vegas. I wish I was there and I sure wish I had that body.
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Post » Wed Sep 01, 2010 6:24 pm

but who really cares about her

That's the real question isn't it? But really I can't believe you would actually you support the disgusting materialistic mentality most Americans have. She was born good looking so therefore she should be famous. Nothing else should matter; certainly not her intelligence.
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Post » Wed Sep 01, 2010 4:58 pm

That's the real question isn't it? But really I can't believe you would actually you support the disgusting materialistic mentality most Americans have. She was born good looking so therefore she should be famous. Nothing else should matter; certainly not her intelligence.


I agree, sure she looks good, but does she look good on the inside? I highly doubt so.
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Post » Wed Sep 01, 2010 9:46 am

That's the real question isn't it? But really I can't believe you would actually you support the disgusting materialistic mentality most Americans have. She was born good looking so therefore she should be famous. Nothing else should matter; certainly not her intelligence.

I didn't say she should be but she is and if I had caught that "beautiful" ball I would have run with it too. Keep in mind she is also a model, a producer and a business woman. Her looks are not the all of her. I just don't want folks bashing on her just because she is good looking. Like she asked for that. Nope, she didn't ask for it but she is smart enough to run with that ball.

edit: and how do you know she isn't a member here? And flaming members is...
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