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Corn in Skyrim

Post » Wed Sep 01, 2010 10:44 am

All who wants to join the Corn Guild, you're in luck! Just add what I have to your signature (the second part that is) and consider yourself recruited.


Done and done! Do I get to sleep for free on a bed of corn now and take all the corn in the larder? I think I'll style my hair in corn rows. What's my rank?
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Eileen Collinson
 
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Post » Wed Sep 01, 2010 12:54 pm

Don't know if it's eatable but obviously goes against lore.


Why? It could be used for poison making for sure...
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Mr.Broom30
 
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Post » Wed Sep 01, 2010 10:44 am

Done and done! Do I get to sleep for free on a bed of corn now and take all the corn in the larder? I think I'll style my hair in corn rows. What's my rank?


As of entry to this noble guild, you are Xan Thar, corn minion of the Corn Guild. You will receive a sleeping spot of your own in our Great Corn field of the Corn gods. Eat as much as you can take.
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kristy dunn
 
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Post » Thu Sep 02, 2010 2:39 am

Why? It could be used for poison making for sure...

Having more tastefull poison ingredients, only dark brotherhood members would get so low. Well, it's posible...
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Colton Idonthavealastna
 
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Post » Thu Sep 02, 2010 12:41 am

Eat as much as you can take.


Isn't that Cornnibalism??!
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Post » Wed Sep 01, 2010 10:35 am

I think there should be romance options with corn...
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Céline Rémy
 
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Post » Wed Sep 01, 2010 3:04 pm

Isn't that Cornnibalism??!


No no, we are not corn. We are corn worhippers. There's a differance you know.
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Donatus Uwasomba
 
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Post » Wed Sep 01, 2010 10:31 am

Yes, but you see, you have only helped the memory live on with your post.... :hubbahubba:


The great Greenbeaner CornHolio will not be pleased.
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Brooks Hardison
 
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Post » Wed Sep 01, 2010 11:02 am

I think there should be romance options with corn...


Now, that's a little disturbing. But then, i guess... :hubbahubba:
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kirsty joanne hines
 
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Post » Wed Sep 01, 2010 10:19 pm

I think there should be romance options with corn...


Will there be differing animations for females and males?
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sarah taylor
 
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Post » Thu Sep 02, 2010 1:07 am

Now, that's a little disturbing. But then, i guess... :hubbahubba:


- Gimme a kiss, darling...

- In what grain?

It definitely wouldn't work....
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Sophie Payne
 
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Post » Thu Sep 02, 2010 1:08 am

Will there be differing animations for females and males?

I think you have a very materialistic idea of romance :P
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Luis Reyma
 
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Post » Wed Sep 01, 2010 7:47 pm

Will there be differing animations for females and males?


Yes! As well as a choice for male characters wheter they're hetero- or homosixual...
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Racheal Robertson
 
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Post » Wed Sep 01, 2010 2:48 pm

ha! destroy all poisoned apples(dont eat) !WE NEED POISONED CORN!
CORN ARMOR!
CORN SWORDS,AXES,CORN RACE
CORN ARMY
GOD BLESS THE CORN!
oh and the most important thing: Werecorns!
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Lyd
 
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Post » Thu Sep 02, 2010 12:13 am

I LIKED CORN BEFORE IT WAS MAINSTREAM :disguise:
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Ricky Meehan
 
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Post » Wed Sep 01, 2010 8:28 pm

oh and the most important thing: Werecorns!


Wow, a normal human by day, and a corn stalk by night.

That'd just......svck. I'd commit suicide at age 3.
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Post » Wed Sep 01, 2010 5:36 pm

Yes! As well as a choice for male characters wheter they're hetero- or homosixual...


... or simply just cornsixual.
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Sarah Evason
 
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Post » Wed Sep 01, 2010 9:20 pm

ha! destroy all poisoned apples(dont eat) !WE NEED POISONED CORN!
CORN ARMOR!
CORN SWORDS,AXES,CORN RACE
CORN ARMY
GOD BLESS THE CORN!
oh and the most important thing: Werecorns!

Werecons, a way to make people drink those damned cure disease potions.
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maya papps
 
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Post » Wed Sep 01, 2010 12:24 pm

Yes! As well as a choice for male characters wheter they're hetero- or homosixual...


I'm heterosixual, but I think female chatacters ought to have the same option, you know...

ha! destroy all poisoned apples(dont eat) !WE NEED POISONED CORN!
CORN ARMOR!
CORN SWORDS,AXES,CORN RACE
CORN ARMY
GOD BLESS THE CORN!
oh and the most important thing: Werecorns!


Werecorns! They would be the terror of Skyrim! They come out with the Harvest Moon....
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Jack Bryan
 
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Post » Wed Sep 01, 2010 1:12 pm

I need some Corn armor for my horse so I can joust with my Corn lance.
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jess hughes
 
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Post » Wed Sep 01, 2010 9:08 pm

How did a pointless post about corn become 11 pages long? haha
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jess hughes
 
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Post » Thu Sep 02, 2010 1:16 am

There should be a corn perk...to improve the effectiveness of the corn.

And/or a corn spawning dragonshout.
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Lily Evans
 
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Post » Wed Sep 01, 2010 10:58 pm

Time to do something useful with all that corn - cook it!

Post limit.
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