I killed a man who brought a pair of dice to a sword fight.

I had a dream of an old guy. I woke up in a prison, and was like"wtf am i doing in here?".

i got clubbed to the ground by a wood elf and everyone laughed at me and the guards took me to jail for humiliating the imperial race

This for Oblivion


For Morrowind, the "gods" just placed my character on the ship.

My Khajiit was a bouncer at some seedy bar and accidentally bounced a member of the Blades interrogating someone :/

i was drunk and i thought the imperial prison was my home so i walked up to a prison cell and oddly enough the key fit the lock :rolleyes:

For humping Ocato's leg

:shakehead: You hoe.

My NPC personally was thrown in jail after streaking through the Temple district... It was a dare for 200 gold, what could I do? Damn woodelves.

In Oblivion my character had a bit to much to drink and just walked right in the prison took the jailors key and locked the door (that is why he was in a cell that was off limits) the next moring when he tried to tell them no one believed him so he was just stuck there. Maybe the emperor set it all up from the begining and spiked my characters drink in the Tiber Septim Hotel? Afterall it was his 21st birthday and all that i dreamt this bullshi*t that the emperor was trying to pull off wasnt convincing at all!

EDIT: BTW i didn't read Knight of The Thorn's post i didn't copy, its just a coincidence i said a similar thing

I threw a random spell and it hit a guard across the city.
:nope: *I did'nt mean to hit you! I swear!*

if you say so :ninja:

Far fetched much? :thumbsdown:

Mhimsa was locked up for stealing an apple.
Then defending herself from hoards of guards...

^ Fetcher deserved it, in morrowind we would have put a bounty of 9000 coins on yer lousy head.

i violated law 32 of the imperial code stating

"Thou who breaks the international bond of book-writing shall be thrown in prison"

"so i cant write books?"
"Nope."
"so i cant write shopping lists?"
"Nope."
"so i cant write on the walls with wood elf blood?"
"Stop right there, criminal scum!"

In Morrowind I was a secret agent of the emperor. The arriving by prison ship was just a deep cover.

In Oblivion I was drugged and shoved into a random prison cell, perhaps as a plot by the Mythic Dawn.

My RP character in Morrowind did not He was a pirate but the ship sunk so i started in the middle of the ocean.
Oblivion on the other hand, i was put in jail for stealing a priceless wine from a count, "Three-Toes will steal wine and count not know he did it. Me return to Black Swamp and be rich." but got caught by that pesky cook in the process.

Morrowind: A undercover agent of the empire and was a cover up

Oblivion: Offended a count and sent me to jail. It was a accident.

In morrowind i prayed to the night mother.

In oblivion i kinda destroyed kvatch.

I ran through the Imperial City, Naked (lol)

Naw, I think most people have come up with a back story for their charecters, explaining the trouble they caused in order to be placed in that situation (My story links up with the Mod, Gates to Asgaard) but I was looking at the posts and thinking, Aren't you on a slave ship in Morrowind? Perhaps that was a reason your there. Then, for Oblivion, I mean It's not like your going to Wander the Top floors of White-Gold Tower and bumped into the Emperor that way, right?

i adorned my leather armour, went into sneak mode, and sneak-punched glarthir, who then asked me to help him spy on people.....

My first characters in both Morrowind and Oblivion were Nords, so brawling of course.