If you are like me then the dozens of repeat posts and people just plain whining is starting to irritate you. So I have decided to make a thread where we not only talk about Skyrim, we have some fun too. It is called Corrupt a Wish. I'm sure some of you know how to play this if you frequent some other forums about games but I have yet to see it here. So let's have some fun and try and get out of this slump of negativity. After all, we have quite a long time to wait. Here are the rules:

Person A makes a request for something they want to see in Skyrim. Then person B says "Granted, but" and then somehow twists the wish to make it not exactly what Person A asked for, then makes a request of their own. So like this:

Person A - I hope we get guns in Skyrim.

Person B - Granted, but there is no ammunition. I hope for

And so on and so forth. FYI, it helps to quote the post that you are doing it of, that way it doesn't get jumbled easily especially seeing how this board is reasonably popular. I'll start.

I hope we get levitation in Skyrim.

It will be a 300$ dlc

I hope we get Brian Johnson in Skyrim.

Granted, Martin, but the only sounds he makes are Link-esque grunts and groans.

I wish to be able to kill children.

EDIT: [friggin ninjas]

Children are hardest to kill in game and still are little [censored] holes I want horses in skyim

NINJAS!

Horses are in skyrim bro...

I wish for gore in skyrim

There will be gore, but it will all look like red jello chunks. I wish for more armor variety.

There will be 30 unique sets of armor, but all men use the female armor meshes. I want long dwarf-like beards.

There will be beards, but you will frequently trip over them in key fights.

I wish for duel wielding claymores.

There will be, but only for women and children. I wish there will be functional ships.

Granted, but dwarven beards would look silly on women and children. I want hang gliders!

Granted but when dragons see you they burn the glider and you fall to your death. And you cant use magic or weapons while on them so you are pretty much screwed. I wish for a differant voice actor for EVERY NPC!

Granted, but they will use cartoonsh voices. I want six times greater map than Oblivion's one.

I can't corrupt this wish... I just can't! :biggrin:



Granted, but the hang gliders only work for a second

I wish you could travel to the original Nordic Homeland.

Granted, but you can only levitate indoors. I wish for a Cannibalism perk.

there is canibalism but only on some weird old lady that swears at people passing her house. i want unleveled loot

Granted, but its all water. I want to ride a Guar.

Granted, but all loot in dungeons is only suitable for a level 1 character. I want a spell that causes an enemy's head to explode.

granted but it also makes your head explode.

I wish that Marunes Dagon returned in the Final battle with Alduin. (please excuse me if I slaughtered the spelling)

Granted, but you can't Cannibalize creatures of your own race.

I wish for more interesting underwater areas (underwater cities, etc.)

Granted, but there's nothing in them. I want a unicorn.

Yeah, this falls under spammy type forum game, sorry. Also, we didn't get three posts in before someone mentioned being able to kill children in-game. :nono: