I will make a machine so evil.... so VILE that it will be the most evil vile thing ever made...
this machine will STOP time exactly 1 second before the release of Skyrim, and you will be forever stuck in that moment, starring heaven in the face but never touching nor entering it, we will all suffer forever 1 second before epicness.
MUAHAHHAHAHA
I would have made such a good devil
such wasted potential.