» Wed Mar 09, 2011 1:00 am
I don't know about you guys, but if I were a guard, I wouldn't fall for that ridiculous pebble-toss trick. I know this for a fact because someone has actually tried to distract me with that same trick. The whole idea behind it is that the guard is going to investigate the noise for a potential intruder or threat. But if I'm thinking there might be a threat, why in God's name would I check it out by myself? That's an utterly stupid decision that anyone with half a brain would never make. If you must check it out, tell someone about it first, preferably several someones. That way you can have some backup or, if you're overpowered by the unscrupulous footpad in the shadows, your fellows will know that something fishy is going on when you fail to return.
In addition, why would I be interested enough in a falling pebble to investigate it even if I'm sure there is no danger? "Gee, that sounded an awful lot like a rock rolling across the floor. I wonder what it could possibly be?" The most exciting thing I might find is a mouse shoving something out of its way.
So please, no throwing pebbles or any other cliched distraction tactic. They don't work as the movies portray them unless the enemy guard has an IQ of 12. One of the few exceptions would be money on the ground; I'd certainly stop to pick up a stray $20 bill, especially if my usual pay is low.