Loading Screen Humor

Post » Mon Apr 25, 2011 8:16 am

I'd prefer the concept art of creatures we have in Morrowind!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!...!!!!!!!

But heaps more, show us all the concept art they've made for the game.

Player stats displaying is also useful to make the load time go quicker.
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Emerald Dreams
 
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Post » Mon Apr 25, 2011 12:04 am

please wait while the skyrim subscriber youre trying to reach is located.
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Jessica Raven
 
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Post » Mon Apr 25, 2011 7:13 am

I think a mix of facts and humor would be good.

What about humorous facts?

IIRC, Fable II (maybe III also, I don't exactly remember) had some funny quotes for loading screens

I saw a funny looking kid the other day; then I realized it was a dog, not a kid
--Random Citizen of Albion

That is the only one I remember, but I remember other ones being funny also.
But I want humor and interesting facts.
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Post » Mon Apr 25, 2011 12:00 am

"Thank the nine Martin Septim single handedly defeated the massive hordes of deadra with no help from anyone! If it weren't for him we would all be dead." -Over heard from a citizen of Tamriel (Oblivion)

"I once saw a mudcrab.... annoying little creatures" Overheard from a few hundred citizens of Cyrodill in the lat 3 era (Ala Oblivion)

"Rumour has it there are dungeons full of dragons, of course very few people search for them" (DnD reference)
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Post » Mon Apr 25, 2011 7:05 am

I like it when there are tips and facts about the world on the loading screen and also some nice art in the background maybe whit clues in it
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Breautiful
 
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Post » Sun Apr 24, 2011 10:46 pm

Skooma & Hist Sap... Just say No!


Brilliant!
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Add Me
 
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Post » Mon Apr 25, 2011 3:42 am

Did you know there is only one spear in Skyrim, you can find it in ...........

or

There is one golden leaf hidden in the game world worth 10000 septims see if you can find it!
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Post » Mon Apr 25, 2011 8:51 am

Skyrim has encountered an error.. Just kidding.
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Jason King
 
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Post » Mon Apr 25, 2011 9:33 am

There is a rumor going around Skyrim that there is infact over 7000 steps up to the Graybeards.
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Post » Mon Apr 25, 2011 9:26 am

No.

Like others have said, I'd rather just have lore, interesting facts etc.



I'm of the same thoughts. I would rather the game's UI not be trying for a laugh, and just stick to straight laced formal information; Interesting stuff would be best though.
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Katharine Newton
 
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Post » Mon Apr 25, 2011 3:49 am

Just face it, law owns comedy. Now if we had stand up comedians in the Nord Taverns... now that would be interesting :P
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