Again, do you think that you're some kind of forum messiah and everyone will listen to you?
There is no point to this thread other than to flame other members (which is against the rules newbie).
You are still not listening. He never claimed that he's trying to be a "forum messiah", you're just making yourself seem a little self-entitled. You shouldn't talk down to people, it doesn't make you look bigger.
This thread is a parody. It's point is to be funny. It's not there to outright cause a flame war (which legitimate complaint threads do perfectly fine on their own). If you lack a sense of humor, I'm sorry to hear that this thread has been lost on you. But this is only a parody, and you're taking this a little too seriously.