Congratulations Captain Obvious, you've just been promoted to Lieutenant! THE THREAD IS A JOKE!!!!

Captain comes after Lieutenant.
In the other case, Being a Captain and change to lieutenant is called demotion

Thanks for the clarification, GI Joe. Whatever, my point still holds true. This thread is a joke, and anyone who doesn't recognize this should be slapped.

Lighten up people.

There is too much fun in this thread! I will have none of that! Somebody clean this up, and when I come back I want everybody theorizing mechanics that will never be implemented.

I'm not sure what you mean about theorizing mechanics that will be never be implemented in Skyrim... Like trees will never grow in Skyrim?... :confused:

Well, I was boring again so I decide to rise again this my old thread just for FUN with more useless facts I remember to help you to survive in Skyrim, I think this is not bumping and spam (but if the mods consider this, please they can close the thread, of course) :cookie:


SO, let's see... More useless facts to help you survive in Skyrim:


Avoid people who talk to themselves. That could indicate a dual soul and the second one doesn't die!

A person standing under an oak tree is 16 more times liable to be hit by lightning than if he had taken refuge beneath a beech tree.

You can tell the six of a horse by its teeth. Most males have 40, females have 36.

The average person falls asleep in seven minutes (To the thieves characters attention)

You're more likely to get stung by a bee on a windy day that in any other weather...

Greyhound dogs can see better than any other breed of dog, and can reach speeds of up to 42 miles per hour !

Most cows give more milk when they listen to music... :violin:

Wolf travel in packs and could be found in the forests of Skyrim...

The average human eats 8 spiders in their lifetime at night.

Right handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left handed people...

Vampires in Skyrim won't enter your house unless invited...


:tes: Always in my mind...

good read.

also maybe you can add that necrophilia is as illegal in skyrim as it is in morrowind

An elephant is the only mammal that cannot jump.
Since mammoths are an extinct type of elephant, they cannot jump.
So have no fear of them sneaking up on you in order to jump on your head and flatten you.

You're right. Apple seeds actually contain cyanide. However, you'd have to eat a large amount to make yourself ill.

So eat those Skyrim apples whole!

Atoms only exist as waves of energy until a form of conciousness perceives them. Therefore reality is an illusion and nothing is real. We are all gods who create our own realities. :angel:

Silly little fish me, I drank the sea again.

scorpions wont sting themselves to death they are immune to thier own poision iv tried lol the just spaz out

Do you know what the fine is yet?

About as much as it has to do with anything other than the Hormel company.

Yup, but I wonder what they have to do with Skyrim.

- Do not let your love for Bethesda make you forget that Skyrim is made ??by Bethesda. Save often.

:whistling:



http://www.gamesas.com/index.php?/topic/724862-forum-rules-and-general-information/

nice :thumbsup:

Nothing to do with Skyrim.