Bethesda, Please Put Chuck Norris In Skyrim. : V

» Wed Mar 30, 2011 8:11 am

there should be a character somewhere designed after chuck norris. the obvious choice would be a hand to hand fighter that you would have to learn some uber cool jujitsu move in order to wrestle a dragon to the ground and hog tie it. chuck norris could then punch the dragon to death for you so you can get its soul. before anyone asks why cant the player just punch the dragon to death.........ONLY chuck norris can punch dragons to death.

» Wed Mar 30, 2011 4:44 am

Bruce Lee > Chuck Norris and it's not even close.

Though if they do master trainers, I wouldn't mind seeing the hand-to-hand master trainer a human with an awesome beard wearing white robes that looked like Chuck.

» Wed Mar 30, 2011 1:14 pm

THAT WOULD BE

EPIC

» Tue Mar 29, 2011 11:49 pm

As long as it's not super obvious, sure why not.

» Wed Mar 30, 2011 5:38 am

Chuck Norris is so tough, even his normal shouts can fell dragons

» Wed Mar 30, 2011 1:31 pm

Chuck Norris is so tough, even his normal shouts can fell dragons

And so it begins...

» Tue Mar 29, 2011 9:55 pm

chuck norris 's beard has more power than the 9 divine

» Wed Mar 30, 2011 8:20 am

Bruce Lee > Chuck Norris and it's not even close.

Though if they do master trainers, I wouldn't mind seeing the hand-to-hand master trainer a human with an awesome beard wearing white robes that looked like Chuck.

bruce lee died from a headache from chuck norris. chuck norris punches so hard that he punched through a wormhole back in time to the 70s and killed him. :slap:

» Wed Mar 30, 2011 2:34 am

I got enough Chuck Norris in my life(A calender, with a Chuck Norris joke for every month). And "Contrary to popular belief there is indeed enough Chuck Norris to go around".

» Wed Mar 30, 2011 1:26 pm

I'm trying to come up with a gentle way to scold the OP, but it's really hard to type with both palms to my face.

» Tue Mar 29, 2011 10:45 pm

Bruce Lee > Chuck Norris and it's not even close.

Yes, this is true. No Chuck. Yes Bruce Lee.

» Wed Mar 30, 2011 8:00 am

you mean Chuck Norrdis

» Tue Mar 29, 2011 10:59 pm

M'aiq kicks Chuck Norris' ass.

» Wed Mar 30, 2011 4:31 am

bruce lee died from a headache from chuck norris. chuck norris punches so hard that he punched through a wormhole back in time to the 70s and killed him. :slap:

Ehh, no. Bruce Lee was a much, much better martial artist than Chuck Norris. A one-inch punch from him would break Norris' ribs.

» Tue Mar 29, 2011 11:04 pm

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CfGiIg8kHbw has already been done. I'll let you guess who wins

» Tue Mar 29, 2011 10:49 pm

Don't mess with LORD NORRIS or you will get the horns.

» Wed Mar 30, 2011 11:32 am

Chuck vs Bruce = snapped neck

» Wed Mar 30, 2011 3:24 am

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CfGiIg8kHbw has already been done. I'll let you guess who wins

:gun: it says in the description that chuck norris was the world champ at the time of the filming .

» Tue Mar 29, 2011 10:52 pm

:gun: it says in the description that chuck norris was the world champ at the time of the filming .

and then he got his ass handed to him. by Bruce Lee. :toughninja: :ninja:

» Tue Mar 29, 2011 9:26 pm

Mc GYVER nough said :hubbahubba:

» Wed Mar 30, 2011 6:54 am

Didn't the whole Chuck Norris is awesome like die out forever ago? Anyways, Clint Eastwood is way cooler.

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