"M'aiq heard of Daggerfall. M'aiq thinks its the prettiest." (As to making a graphics comparison XD)
"M'aiq has heard of The Witcher. Why should there be Man-Witches?" (Witcher reference)
"M'aiq saw birds back in Morrowind. Sadly, They All Died." (as to lack of cliff racers in TES games)
"M'aiq could only look into pepole eyes when talking in Cyrodil. Now M'aiq can do anything while talking." (as to referencing the changes in the conversations) (Edited and added look at the last one)

M'aiq knows what humans and dragons have in common. They are both afraid of scaling.

Miaq saw a mudcrab the other day, and he sold miaq this nice hat
3 in one beat that

As an Englishman.I agree, you can't fully please us,give us everything,and we'll complain we have too much....

''Mi'aiq hears theres is a nation of people who complain,Mi'aiq thinks they know not what they want.''

I hope M'Aiq, or whoever they use for him (since he's dead) goes back to M'Aiq's Morrowind style. Rather than blatantly throwing jokes at what the fans wanted and at Fable, he should troll us.

In Morrowind he said there were dragons but they were invisible, and you could become a lich by making a potion made out of ingredients that weren't in the game, etc. He trolled us.

In Oblivion he just said "I don't know why you want this... *insert joke*"

"I've seen dragons attacking lately. It would be nice to ride one, yes? But to do that you need the Ancient Dragon Saddle, and it's deep under Shadow Moon Cave. I can tell you where it is if you like"

PC - "Oh hell yeah! I'm going to ride a DRAGON!"

*PC follows the marker to an empty clearing.*

PC - "Damn you, M'Aiq the Liar."

M'aiq is loved by many, many people wish for M'aiq to stay... this makes M'aiq very happy.
(or something like this)

"meow"

Why change eight parts of M'aiq when M'aiq only needs to change three?

in reference to Attribute Removal.

ROAR *Then attacks*

"M'aiq does not know how he has been living this long."

"lots of children around, M'aiq wonders where were they all hiding all this time!"

"Some people want to travel through time to visit Daggerfall. This can be done, and it's free. But some people want to pay for it along with their trip to Skyrim. M'aiq thinks these people are fools, why pay for what you can freely have?"