You think that's bad? I was known as the Great Baker Baker. I baked bakers.
they called me the baked potato. did it so much im literally a vegetable.
I'm playing a Dunmer for my first run, so most likely I ended up in prison for public intoxication and urinating on a statue of Ysgramor.
... And Xardas the Fire Mage will give the you the current situation of the empire, and then send you on your way with a stick.
Framed for the murder of the Adoring Fan...
...or were we?
Illegally sold *snow* to children...
Then lied in court claiming it was snow...
Then tried to bribe the jury with *snow*...
Or if this was in the Shivering Isles: Grew a beard!
You guys are awesome!