Ok this si just an idea I had, I think Skynet is probably my favorite charicter of Fallout 2 and I often find myself thinking of some really funny things that it might say in certain situations.
Anyway this is a idea of what I might keep writting if people like, it will follow skynet as he ventures around learning new things.

I know this is not a very long or particularly funny piece, I just wanted to see if anyone was interested in it.



Skynet stepped with satisfaction out of the Serria Army Depot doorway, into the freedom of the wasteland.

Scanning;
"Scanning, scanning, scanning...
Humidity 13%
Tempreture 113?
Latitude 40? 31' N
Longitude 122? 18' W

Walking Surface: Sand
Local: Turret, Turret. Turret, Turret, Turret, Turret...."

He had been transfered from his main frame into a cybernetic brain placed in a Sentrybots body.
His minigun spun on one arm and a large rocket pod on his other arm.

Weapon Enable.
"Weapon Enable...
Rotionary Barrel Machinegun... Ammunition Depleted.
Missile Pod.... Ammunition Depleted.."

Asses options.
"Assesing Options,
Hide... 100% Success, Undesired.
Walk... 50% Success, Desired."

He deftly made his second step into the open air, each step moving him closer to freedom.
He had not made even five steps outside of the door before two turrets rose to life, turning pointing their dual linked miniguns in his direction.
They bobbed and moved for a few seconds locking onto his large metalic body.

Suddenly roars of bullets filled the wasteland and the sounds of thousands of bullets ricocheting wildly off of Skynet.
He did not slow but continued to march through the hail of bullets; after another thirty or so meters another two turrets began to target him and then open fire.
Skynet continued to march through the hellstrom of bullets slowing now slightly as yet another two turrets also opened fire.

After many long minuits of wading through the hail of bullets the noise stopped completely, the turrets hard run out of bullets, the thousands of flashes of ricocehting bullets stopped and Skynet stopped.
His bodywork covered in millions of tiny dents and scratches but no seriose damage had been done.

Report
"Success Threat Neautralised..."

Report:
"Primary Objective, Excape, completed.
New Objective, Research, Explore, Learn."

Spelling. Spelling and length. Also, when you describe things, focus on the little details, and the gain a whole picture to describe to your audience. When you describe a scene, never start out with a character. Also, whenever your character moves, the environment around him should be used as a prop to propel him foward.

Writing takes a long time to master. The best advice i can offer you, and advice greats like Stephen King and China Mieville will tell you, is that the first step to becoming a good writer is to read a tremendous amount of books. In doing so, you gain your style, your grammatical essence, and the ability to craft worlds.

Hahaha your probably right.
As a dyslexic who is too lazy to install Microsoft Word, takes Physics Maths and History and with no time to commit due to a mod I am making that has grown exponentially in terms of work required I probably do not have time for this.