how do you think this will work since speed, athletics, and acrobatics are all gone?
There will be a new fart button feature, the longer it is held down the more different and powerful the effect will be, one second is enough to annoy people nearby, 2 seconds you will be able to blow the leaves off bushes and small trees, 5 seconds and you can knock down wooden houses (not stone ones of course as that would be unrealistic) and 10 seconds you have lift off like a rocket, mistime it though and you can end up like Mr Creosote.
Over ten thosuand different fart noises will have been specially recorded for this feature, think of them as complimentary to dragon shouts, this is how jumping will be implemented in the game so for anyone who wanted something less comical and more dignified it will be somewhat disconcerting, but thems the breaks.
(just joking, i don't really know
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