I was about to respond to another thread, but I realize what I'm wanting warrants an entirely new topic. >_> I know jokes will be in Skyrim, but I do think it would be nice to gather some suggestions. Who knows? Maybe the Devs will read through here and pick up on a few of them.

Falanu Hlaalu: "I lived in Morrowind, then Cyrodil. It seems I can never find a good place. By the way, do you know the fine for Necrophilia?"

Lone Cliff Racer: Impossible to kill, make it part of a quest. "A cliff racer stole my ring!"

Seen any... ELVES recently? Hahahahaha!!!

Anyways, there was a thread started on this a while back, and there were a few hilarious jokes, here are a couple I remember:

1) Is that a spear in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?

2) Two Nords walk into a bar. The first one turns to the second and says "I didn't see it either."

Personally, I wouldn't mind seeing a few more humorous books. The Lusty Argonian Maid, anyone?

We need more race related jokes. Even NPCs in Skyrim can be racist.