How will YOU kill the blonde barmaid?
» Sun Mar 06, 2011 11:28 am
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Kat Lehmann - Posts: 3409
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» Sun Mar 06, 2011 4:59 am
Are you sure? It's huge, cleaning it afterwards could take all night!
Plenty of time my dear, plenty of time........
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Rachel Eloise Getoutofmyface - Posts: 3445
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» Sun Mar 06, 2011 1:44 am
Why would I kill her? I'd enslave her and make her polish my spear. :hubbahubba:
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Hearts - Posts: 3306
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» Sun Mar 06, 2011 11:37 am
I'll annoy her to death. Then check what Falanu's fine is in Skyrim :hubbahubba: .
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joseluis perez - Posts: 3507
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» Sun Mar 06, 2011 2:50 am
I would squat in a darkened doorway waiting for her to pass by, then I would quietly sneek up on her and violently pig stick her in her liver. As she lies there on the filthy floor bleeding to death I would gently pick her up and kiss her, before I tossed her in the river to watch her gasp for breath and slowly drown. Then I'd find a nice peaceful place to sit by the river beneath the twinkling stars... and listen to the water wheel at the old mill going 'chopety-chop'... 'chopety-chop'... 'CHOPETY-CHOP!' 
LOL that one was awesome!
il probably quicksave, kill her and all the patrons, and then load the old game JUST 4 the sake of this EPIC thread!
maybe bethseda will make her a powerful mage or smth now
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Courtney Foren - Posts: 3418
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» Sun Mar 06, 2011 1:57 am
maybe bethseda will make her a powerful mage or smth now
No, but expect a new quote from M'Aiq
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David Chambers - Posts: 3333
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» Sun Mar 06, 2011 10:33 am
Such a good, noble hero. I'm sure the poor barmaid will be so grateful... :teehee:
Ulterior motive detected...
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barbara belmonte - Posts: 3528
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» Sun Mar 06, 2011 5:11 am
The question is how you came up with this topic?
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Laura Simmonds - Posts: 3435
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» Sun Mar 06, 2011 4:05 am
I'd make her kiss a troll.
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Peter lopez - Posts: 3383
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» Sun Mar 06, 2011 12:29 am
Ulterior motive detected...
Oh yes, that's what I was thinking...
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Sarah MacLeod - Posts: 3422
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» Sun Mar 06, 2011 12:36 pm
This thread is beyond stupid but if you have to ask, I'd finish her off with my throbbing sword in an unlit alley after proceeding to http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tLPZmPaHme0 without relent.
Hey, you wanted to know. :whistling:
Hey, you wanted to know. :whistling:
Ok, that's enough. Over the appropriate line for a 13+ forum.
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Sweet Blighty - Posts: 3423
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