"These, are the final hours of my life." the voice said, as he awoke. This one had been many people once, and many people again. He has lived several lives, but each one dull. Today, this one would be a imperial.

"Well well, what do we have hear?" the voice of a western dark elf shout from another cell, "An imperial in the imperial prison? Your own kind think your a piece of human trash!"

The imperial knew exactly what the dark elf was going to say. Comments against him, taunts, and eventaully death. He knew, because he has been more then a imperial. He has been everything, and done everything throughout this world. He ha-

***

"MOVE! I want to play Morrowind!" the voice of a man in his twenties said, pushing another one with short black hair and glasses! He grabbed the X-Box controller, brown hair reaching the forehead visible on this one.

"Dammit Jimmy! Oblivion is so much better! I mean, have you SEEN the graphics on this thing?"

"Yes Joe, because you have played and beat this game like... twenty times. Morrowind on the other hand, never ends!"

"Pff! But Morrowind's graphics svck! I mean really, the way they talk is SO horrible. There jaw just moves up and down."

Jimmy sighed, turning off the more advanced X-Box, and turning on the one of past generations.

"Lets put it this way Joe." he said as he reattached the normal X-Box input cables, "Oblivion, you know everything thats going to happen. ESPECIALLY you, seeing how you have read that dumb guide twenty times!"

"Only because you waste time on old Morrowind! Whats so great about it?"

"Whats so great? In Oblivion, your fate is in a way forced! You dont really get to choose evil or good for quest. Its only one way, or the other!"

"And?"

"In Morrowind, you can choose not to kill people, to pay there debts for them. You can do like, all sorts of things in Morrowind!"

Joe grumbled, "Your a idiot! Oblivion is like... you cant beat Oblivion ok!"

"I can agree with you that the graphics on Morrowind arent the best, and the death animations could be better, but honestly, I think Oblivion took out the fantasy in these kind of games. Its just another hack and slash... and its to easy dammit!"

"SET IT ON HARD MODE!"

"Hard mode makes you weaker then a mud crab. Normal mode, as long as you know what the hell your doing, you can burst through in that. And easy mode... aghh thats like making you stronger then Mehrunes Dagon!"

"Nuh-uh! Mehrunes can kill you!"

"I didnt mean exactly you twit.."

Jimmy sighed, going down to the load screen. Six files were availible.

"HOLY CRAP JIMMY! Is it really neccesary to save so much?"

"HEY! I like to live alternate lives!"

"But you only play as a good person each time. Thats boring! Why dont you ever go on a killing spree?"

"Its just not me.. I dont see a point in it anyways."

"A point? ITS FUN!"

"Its stupid... dont you have anything better to do?"

Joe frowned, "You know what, I do! Im going to go play Creatures! GOOD BYE!" he then ran off to the computer room.

Jimmy rolled his eyes, "What ever..."


((Ok, so this isnt really a fanfiction about the game, but people who play the game. I plan for it to be pretty funny. The first chapter, I think anyone who has been on X-Box live recently will love."))

Chapter One: N.X.E

IMHO, For someone who is sick and just woke up that was very refreshing.

Very original, continue.

I dont see how this relates to the TES universe other than the fact that two guys are arguing over who gets to play what..

Sorry, but... I didn't laugh. I didn't even really chuckle inside (I did once). :facepalm: at me!

I just like it cus all the Fan fics are just, Epic quests and such, i enjoy this because it is different.

* nevermind

It's a nice, different thing to read. It was amusing to hear two people giving it the ole' Oblivion vs. Morrowind in a fic.

It kind of manages to sum up all the threads ever made comparing Morrowind to Oblivion.
It amused me anyway.

Same here. Found it a funny summary of a lot of discussions lol

((Thanks all. This is a experimental fanfic that I am working on. ))


The next day....

Jimmy turned the 360 on, feeling like he was in the mood to play Fallout 3. But.... somthing big was wrong. Somthing very big...

The letters, N.X.E came up on the screen.

"What the hell?" he said to himself as they formed the following words, 'The New X-box Experience'. Suddenly, many avatars of characters came up, the words, "Lets begin." forming.

Jimmy stared at it, putting down the X-Box controller and grabbing his nearby Wii controller. He pressed the A button a couple times, then set it down.

"Oh. So I AM playing the 360. Thats funny. I could of sworn I was playing the Nintendo Wii. Silly me." he selected one of the characters, a list of customization options appearing. Jimmy growled, starting to get REALLY aggravated.

"Ok... so I wasnt on the Nintendo Wii... did we get some new version of the Sims?" he said to himself, accepting the little changes he made to the avatar. Now many pictures were visible on the screen.

"Ugh. Ok.. this is stupid. Now where the hell is the play game button?" he said to himself as he surfed through the many options.


Joe walked into the room, blinking, "You managed to fix the Nintendo Wii?"

"No... Microsoft managed to hire some dolt who had THIS wonderful idea."

"So... you broke my X-Box?"

"No number one. And number two, its not your X-Box. I pay for it... I will pay you fifty dollars if you manage to find where the play button is." Jimmy said as he set the controller down, getting off the couch.

"YAY!" Joe shouted, running across the living room and jumping onto the couch. He grabbed the controller, searching through.

"What ever.. I am going to work..." Jimmy said as he left the house, "Try not to destroy the place."

Um.. ok?

Ok now the second installment had nothing to do with TES, and first installment was a unique idea, but I didn't find it humorous. It was obviously biased, but I'm not going to hold that against you, but overall the humor was really just worn out and unfunny.

So this one has run its course then? -is already making ideas about khajiits and other ES stuff-

afraid so, looking forward to whatever else you have!

Alrighty then. Thanks for reading all See you in..... somthing... on this forum hopefully.... yeh...