» Sun May 01, 2011 3:09 pm Uber Maegs Story
As I walked out from the sewers into the bright sunlight, only one thought crossed my mind; murder. High Elf Uber Maeg had just escaped from prison, and was planning his greatest slaughter yet. Uber Maeg asked the incompetent guards in the Imperial City where the Mages Guild was. He was pointed to the Arcane University. After going to the waterfront to kill some of the annoying beggars and steal their money, he went to the University. He talked to some [censored] named Raminus Polus about joining the guild. Raminus wanted him to go on some stupid quest because he was too much of a lazy bastard to do it himself. So after doing something like 20 quests, he finally became the archmage. His plan was going perfectly. He went to the building where wizards could make their own spells and created his custom doomsday spell. When one of the mage apprentices came up to him to ask him something, he got a hot ball of fire in in the face. Uber loved the smell of magic fire and burning flesh in the morning, smelled like victory. No sooner as he had thought that a battlemage came running through the door screaming "STOP, YOU VIOLATED THE LA-" More fire and more burning bodies.
