Hello all. I need help making some silly sayings involving Fallout references.

An example of a saying is:
"Quick like a butterfly, sting like a bee"

Preferably something involving Deathclaws, Cazadors, Power Armor, The Enclave, NCR, Legion, The King, Mr. House, Yes Man, President Kimball, *GHOULS AND SUPER MUTANTS* etc. any unique weapon (Anabelle, Oh Baby!) or heavy weapon (Fat Man, Missile Launcher, Super Sledge, Rebar Club)

Please help me think of a few, I love this kind of stuff.

-"Of all the vaults in the west, s(he) had to walk into my vault" Bogart, Casablanca reference.
-""I estimate that Charname would be 51% more effective as a Securitron. Give or take 5,2%." (Spoof over Nordom vs Fall-from-Grace banter, PS:T... incase someone has a Securitron mod lying around). Securitrons are the post-apocalyptic Modrons really .
-""We should get some female Ghouls to join our party, right chief?" Raul extra line thats a spoof over Morte (PS:T).
-"Those that base their faith on NCR build on shady sands"... Spoof of the politicians saying "those that build on teh people build on sand".

Hehe, is that supposed to be sixual, or am I just dirty minded?

-Could be percieved as such .

As my grandmama always said, you miss 100% of the Deathclaws you don't shoot

A man is made by the quality of his deathclaws. Yeah I need to work on my sayings

It's time to kick ass and eat cram, and I'm all out of cram. :laugh:

"life is like a box of iguana bits. You never know which one has a sharp bone in it".

"I find your lack of tech disturbing" (BoS saying).

I think this is closer to the truth. :grad:

"Cazador? I hardly know her!"

"Your mother was a molerat and your father smelt of sarsaparilla!"

:laugh:

"Its rarer than a Norwegian Blue Cazador!"

"Better than waking up with a Brahmins head in my bed"

Float like an eyebot sting like a cazador.

"Of all the vaults, in all the towns, in all the world, she walks into mine"


Doesn't scan, but I like it :trophy: :trophy:

You could replace eyebot with bloatfly, but personally eyebots > bloatflies.

Ugly as a ghoul, and smells as bad too.

It's time to kick ass and use troubled guns, and I'm all out of gun.

Some people use vats, some people use true iron sights, and some people use 3rd person I just sorta do ‘em all together, I guess

"You wanna Master the Mohave, son? you gotta BE the Deathclaw"
"If you're going it alone, learn two facts about everyone you meet."
"Hide your cards, hoard your water, knock on your barrel keep the sand from glassin'. Oh, and human flesh don't taste so bad."
"If they've got a gun in their hand, draw your bead and keep it there." AKA "Trust and guns don't mix."
"Deathclaw spit is *great* for dry skin..."
"If you're gonna be a Courier, unnerstan' one thing. Death is what you'll be delivering most."

"You gotta lick it before you stick it" :hubbahubba:

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