I'm pretty sure you're joking about this but it's not cool. Also I doubt EA or Crytek will just laugh thinking you're joking. I'd be careful saying things like this, it could actually warrant investigation and even arrest... Pretty dumb imo.
I know but seriously, think of it logically... There's nutjobs out there that would actually do this. So they can't take things like this lightly can they.
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