After a long and perilous journey, the courier finally reaches the strip's gate.

COURIER: Let me in.

SECURITRON: You have insufficient caps. We want the best of society in the Strip, and you don't have enough.

COURIER: What? I'm just going to deliver this platinum chip to the other side!

SECURITRON: No exceptions.

COURIER: Damn

Disappointed and frustrated, the courier throws the chip in a gutter and drinks himself blind at the Atomic Wrangler.

Victor would probably meet the courier at the gate :vaultboy:

And the the House would have him activate his army, then House would win. Just like he always does.

But then something happened that the Chip did not intend. It was picked up by the most unlikely creature imaginable. A ghoul, Hilbo Haggins, of the underworld. For the time will soon come when ghouls will shape the fortunes of all...

Dollum, a filthy mutant, screamed at the loss of his precious, a gift to himself for his birthday...

It says in game that it was to be delivered to the front gate. After that he'd probably keep trying to make money with the Express.

He mentioned grooming Benny as his apprentice, so he'd likely be sent to infiltrate the Fort and activate the Securitron army. If he succeeded, they'd most likely emerge and wipe out the Legion before taking the Dam. If not, who knows? House wouldn't have enough Securitrons to make much of a difference, so the Legion would probably capture Hoover Dam and then proceed to take Vegas. Caesar would die as a result of his illness, Lanius would take over and the Legion would collapse through internal power struggles, or Lanius would run it into the ground.

This thread deserves a http://i.imgur.com/sTSaM.jpg

Wow....this could be an awesome movie....we should so get together and make it. I already got the name, "Lord of the Chip"

LOL thats great.

yes, the package that mr. house has spent most of his life trying to get, and he wont bother to tell the greeters to let the courier in.
very, very realistic.

chances are that mr. house will get the chip and basically the whole "the house always wins" quest series will start.

I can picture the courier waiting in Freeside with the chip, waiting to get in, and House being like "where is that courier with my chip?"

Well, actually the guards did not let the courier in when he got there. Victor in Goodsprings says that Mr. House wanted to speak to him but yet the guards do not let the courier in....so the courier would simply side with the kings, get the pass, deliver the chip, and then what? He would go Caesars Legion, and if Caesar was smart would kill him on the spot not allowing anyone to get into the weather station. He would then throw the chip into the river. Then it would simply be found by Dollum, the mutant.

That sounds like a comedy, TO TE DESERT WE MARCH, THE DEEESERT WE MAAARCH!

I actually see it as more of a action movie where the ghoul somehow manages to get the chip to where it was destined to be. But it could be made into a action-comedy. Just visit my website: lotc.com NOT lotr.com-totally different place.

Epic post is epic. :trophy:

I was waiting for someone to make that connection. I can see a fan parody being made with that theme in mind too, with some great quotes:

"The Chip cannot stay in Goodsprings!"
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"It is a gift. A gift to the foes of House. Why not use this Chip? Long had my father, the former Leader of the Chairmen, kept the forces of House at bay. By the blood of our people are your lands kept safe! Give me the weapon of the enemy. Let me use it against him!"
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"The Chip cannot be destroyed, Boone, by any craft that we here possess. The Chip was made in the fires of a factory in Sunnyvale. Only there can it be unmade. It must be taken deep into California and cast back into the fiery chasm from whence it came."
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"One does not simply walk into California........"

:rock:

I hate LoTR.

This is not Lotr.....I do not even know what that is. This is Lotc.......

:rofl:

"One does not simply walk into the West Coast!"

Oh my god I can make a flash animation if I have voices lol.

EDIT: I may have taken the joke too far, but I made a thread for this in the Fan Fiction section.