OMG so I was playing crysis 2 and then my wife comes up to me and says she wants a divorce, says we're not right for each other... now I have to pay a lot of money in alimony support while she's fu%&#¤ other men.

FU¤% you Crytek this is all your fault since I was totally playing Crysis 2 while this happened !!!


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Take my advice... never mastvrbate while playing a game... she may have thought your were into butch men in nanosuits...

Hilarious!

wow

+1

Crysis 2 seems to be causing loads of issues lately, i was playing Crysis 2 last night and then the electiric went off!, dam you crysis 2 you used it all up, you owe me ￡10 as i had to buy more (hang on, the electric is still going down? crysis 2 DAM YOU!!!).

Someone should make an offical "Crysis 2 cost me ___" thread so we can let crytek know this stuff.

Pretty stupid if you ask me.

guys actually pay money for that ****, so wd on getting a freebie

cheers

OMG so I was playing crysis 2 and then my wife comes up to me and says she wants a divorce, says we're not right for each other... now I have to pay a lot of money in alimony support while she's fu%&#¤ other men.

FU¤% you Crytek this is all your fault since I was totally playing Crysis 2 while this happened !!!


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You where just voted "clown of the year" and won a single life with without benefits.

I can relate. I have lost everything except for my job thanks to Crysis 2.
It destroyed my life.

It all started when i started having a lot of fun with the game. Much like you my wife felt betrayed by my time being spent constantly in front of the pc. 1 week later, i just could not take her moaning anymore and slapped her for trying to get a turn on the Multiplayer.

Look, dont get me wrong, normally i would give her a chance to play if she schedules this a week or so in advance. But i was leading on the score bord at that point in time. This slap, caused her to leave me. And everything quickly took a turn for the worst. As she walked out, i though aggg who cares im still leading.

Suddenly the servers went down. Aparently a new patch came out. I updated and lost all my progress. This infuriated me, triggering (which i was not aware of at the time) a massive psychotic breakdown. Because my rank was reset! I started kicked the cabinet, throwing my monitor off the table, wires flying everywhere. I could not control myself. I felt like the incredible hulk and continued smashing everything in my path.

Eventually, i calmed down. And decided this is a lot of effort. I have become unfit from playing Crysis 2 so much. So i opted to just light the place up. Collected some gasoline and proceeded to burn my house down. After that, i was still having delusional thoughts. Thinking its ok, i am wearing my nano suit i might as well plough my car through the wall. Turned out i forgot the physics were so bad the wall hardly gave way, smashing my car to bits.

And now, i can only access the internet from wifi spots with my iphone. Good thinking to not smash that as well.

So to sum all this up.

Crysis 2 made me
1: lose my wife
2: lose my house
3: lose my car
4: lose my sanity
5: physicly unfit

I deman a refund and compensation for this. !!!

Crysis 2 caused the financial collapse and MRSA.