Ok the point of this thread is to try and come up with the wackiest reason/bribe/idea that gamesas may or may not have used to get back Chris after their 'Falling Out'(get it? get it?).

I'll start.

They offered Chris a trailer so big that he was able to fit a second trailer inside of it creating a multidimensional diva wormhole.

Ahm I suppose the usual stuff. 40 virgins awaiting him in heaven and stuff...

They humted him down in the Amazon Jungle, chained him to a desk and make him moderate their forums, (on a Mac no less), pay him just under minium wage but give him all the cheet-O's and Full Throttle that he can handle....




oh wait.. was this this supposed to be fiction???

Nah, I put 'may or may not have' so you're safe duper... for now...

gamesas agreed to change the name to

ChrisTerplay
By Chris, For Chris

Chris, we have a great opportunity for you.

We will pay below your true worth, we will work you long hours, and offer you an uphill battle challenge.

Or is that real life? ... lol

I think they locked up the real Chris in the dungeons below their offices and set up an imposter to moderate these forums!

But in the spirit of the thread, how did they trick the real Chris into the dungeons below their offices (as opposed to into the dungeons that are offices)

They found his tropical resort island somewhere in the pacific and abducted him with their vertibirds.

Chris never actually got locked into the dungeon. The truth of it is gamesas told him they would lock up the impostor Chris who made Dungeon Siege by ironically locking him in a dungeon if he came back and moderated the forums. Now as to get him to actually work? The witch doctor from Arroyo kept bugging Chris in his dreams letting him know something disastrously will go wrong and the world will explode. But in reality they just told Chris they would put him on the box of the next greatest game ever!


I told the Overseer of Vault 13 I'd give everything to save everyone, and so I did, I saved them all. Since then I've felt loneliness.

They offered to give him 40acres and a twoheaded mule.

Hmmm, uh is that offer still open?
I told the Overseer of Vault 13 I'd give everything to save everyone, and so I did, I saved them all. Since then I've felt loneliness.

They offered to let chris swim in their money vault A-La Scrooge McDuck... too bad its only Kiddy Pool size right now

wasn't it twoheaded virgin?

virgins, and in heaven?

no way man, they put 40 experienced girls in his office and all the iguana-on-a-stick he could eat. oh, and some nuka-cola too. *The first time I saw a Deathclaw...well, now that's a story for a different day.*

he came back when he saw the atrocities of the outside world of gaming ie FALLOUT 3. One day, i will make millions. On that day i will buy the rights to every thing fallout off Bethesda and give it to gamesas for free.

I can tell you are new so let me go ahead and tell ya before Chris grills you. Mention not any Fallout other than gamesas's. Or else the thread will be locked.
I told the Overseer of Vault 13 I'd give everything to save everyone, and so I did, I saved them all. Since then I've felt loneliness.

They threatened to make a Bard's Tale Collectible Card Game, with card art featuring the Mad God Tarjan casting Mangar's Mallet (MAMA) on top of a hapless Chris!

And they threatened to give more spells to Joe Ybarra... as if Ybarra's Mystic Coat of Armor (YMCA) wasn't enough of a rub!

To seal the deal tho, of course, they sent 99 Berserkers to the north side of his house, 99 Berserkers to the east, 99 Berserkers to the west, and 99 Berserkers to the south...

No no. They offered Chris a nukacola cap for every post he closes and they have given him a life time supply of nuka cola.

Of course they threatend to nuke his house if he didnt accept these terms.

Because, of course, the threat of just nuking the house alone wouldn't be enough to convince him ^.-

They held him at gunpoint. Dunno, just an idea "When you learn to control your emotions and tame them, no matter what situation you're in, you will then truly become king."-Sonny, speaking to a young boy