Crysis Puns

Post » Wed Dec 15, 2010 5:41 am

I shall now share with you a bunch of Crysis puns which started bad then meandered into the realm of fail.


Liam (Incindre): Young man, why aren't you playing flight sim?
Nova-ce: My laptop doesn't really run it well.
Liam (Incindre): Step one: Buy New Laptop with 6gb of ram and 1gb dedicated graphics.
Liam (Incindre): Step two: Buy Crysis 2
Liam (Incindre): Step three: ???
Liam (Incindre): Step four: Prophet!
(Pxlbndt): >_<
Liam (Incindre): Aww comeon it's not that bad!
(Pxlbndt): |-(
Liam (Incindre): Hey did you see Cryteks sales predictions?
(Pxlbndt): nope
Liam (Incindre): Apparently they'll only make a PROPHET in the next quarter!
(Pxlbndt): D=<
Liam (Incindre): Aww, Please don't be noMAD
(Pxlbndt): Sorry im angry today i learnt I have contracted CEPHilis!!!
Liam (Incindre): I'd go Psycho after hearing that...
(Pxlbndt): Apparently the operation to remove the disease will leave me with a SCAR
Liam (Incindre): You know if you soak some medical GAUSSe in honey then wrap it around the affected area it should go away with time.
(Pxlbndt): The problem is that the medicine I require is DX-11 but I am told I am going to have to wait with this terrible disease as they only have DX- 9
Liam (Incindre): Yea, at the moment DX-11 medicine is like GOuLD
Liam (Incindre): Hey you know that physics experiment? I think my meter was broken, the result was 3 K-Volts!
(Pxlbndt): Sorry I was in a C.E.L.L last night after the police broke up a party
(Pxlbndt): Well I might as well PAX my bags for tomorrow as you are taking so long to type
Liam (Incindre): Damn, it's awful when they Lock your Heart up... >_> <_<
[9:50:20 p.m.] Liam (Incindre): (fail pun..)
(Pxlbndt): At least the C.E.L.L's here are not like the ones on Alcatraz
(Pxlbndt): Soo annoying when you get PINGered by the police
Liam (Incindre): I once heard you could break out of prison cells by rubbing this stuff called BAR-CLAY on the bars... eats right through em.
(Pxlbndt): Lol my FELINE is walking on my keyboard kjasbdwiODBQOBWDAS DIQWDQuidllvq WD Qd
Liam (Incindre): Ow I just dropped a HAMMER on my foot!
(Pxlbndt): Anywho I thought the physics would be a "WALK IN THE PARK" but it's quite hard
Liam (Incindre): Yea, a pity that we didn't do Bio, I hear they disected a "LAB RAT"
Liam (Incindre): and it had a "DARK HEART"
(Pxlbndt): Well that stupid guy in Eagle team CUPCAKED me!!!
(Pxlbndt): And we had our "MASKS OFF" so it smelt quite foul
Liam (Incindre): Speaking of a foul smell, looks like RIM are on the verge of a "CORPORATE COLlAPSE"
Liam (Incindre): But maybe the consumers will give them a "SECOND CHANCE"
(Pxlbndt): CAN WE PLEASE STOP NOW!!! IM NOT FINDING THIS VERY PUNNY ANY MORE
(Pxlbndt): Right i gtg
Liam (Incindre): Alright then, Hey how about we pretend we're kids again tomorrow and play a game of L-TAG?
Liam (Incindre): Maybe not, watch out for "ROAD RAGE"... It's a shame that we don't have a "TRAIN TO CATCH"


Liam (Incindre): ...so alone...
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Sammygirl
 
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Post » Wed Dec 15, 2010 1:56 pm

PUN OVERLOAD.
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Nauty
 
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Post » Wed Dec 15, 2010 1:59 am

MAXIMUM PUN
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Smokey
 
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Post » Wed Dec 15, 2010 4:41 am

Clever, enjoyed reading it and it was pretty funny at points :D
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~Sylvia~
 
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Post » Tue Dec 14, 2010 10:40 pm

lol, +1 for free entertainment.
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Alex Vincent
 
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Post » Wed Dec 15, 2010 2:06 am

Wow dude, what happened to your jaw and what's up with all the scars?
T_T
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Scott Clemmons
 
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Post » Wed Dec 15, 2010 8:14 am

Crysis 2 is certainly a crisis
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MARLON JOHNSON
 
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Post » Wed Dec 15, 2010 1:58 am

Go die slowly.worst joke ever! ':(
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