Use the following format in your response:

... is... _____________ <-- fill in the blank.

FOR ME:

... Is when you're drunk.



^^ it's on the demo version of Crysis 2, but the point is he's clearly drunk while playing and ends up being Most Valuable Player while telling CryTek to go shove it^^

Seriously, more kills when drunk, you get to yell loud obscenities when you kill someone / get killed, and you feel totally justified going into chat saying sh*t like "F*CK CRYTEK, F*CK EA, THIS GAME svckS" (while you ironically continue to play the game just because you want to level up and/or have nothing else better to do in the moment)

The only other way to play Crysis 2 online is having something sixual done to you, but according to the forum's new Terms of Service, I'm not allowed to suggest anything specifically pertaining to sixuality. (What a homophobic rule)