God plays Crysis 2 : Crysis

» Fri Jun 03, 2011 6:27 am

I got bored and made a pic on paint with a touchpad, lol.

» Thu Jun 02, 2011 11:18 pm

He then proceeded to ragequit, resulting in an earthquake in eastern Japan.

» Thu Jun 02, 2011 4:45 pm

One more cheater.

» Fri Jun 03, 2011 5:04 am

BLASPHEMY

we all know god plays on a 360!

lol

» Thu Jun 02, 2011 8:07 pm

God has, by definition, the ability to have infinite money. Therefore why would he play on anything but a PC packed with 3 gtx580's?

» Fri Jun 03, 2011 12:49 am

by that token God would not be playing videogames but spend his days in bed with the 5 hottest women in history......

Also God knows Crysis 2 is a console port so he would play it on its native system...

ROTFLMAO....sorry sorry I'm just kidding about the last part, couldn't help it

» Thu Jun 02, 2011 7:43 pm

"Cloak engaged", "infinite armor"...God is ready to go:P

» Thu Jun 02, 2011 11:02 pm

Wouldn't god be playing it in 3D though? lol

» Fri Jun 03, 2011 4:01 am

Hahaha thats great

» Thu Jun 02, 2011 7:34 pm

BLASPHEMY

we all know god plays on a 360!

lol

No wonder things are so fukt up nowadays.

» Fri Jun 03, 2011 12:14 am

Notice God Uses A DS-G1

» Fri Jun 03, 2011 2:54 am

looks like Chuck Norris is in his party

» Thu Jun 02, 2011 8:49 pm

looks like Chuck Norris is in his party

Yeah you see him!!! He's the big glowing orb in the middle of God's screen.

» Fri Jun 03, 2011 12:13 am

Notice God Uses A DS-G1

Of course! Don't you watch family guy?

» Fri Jun 03, 2011 6:18 am

Every day god plays the best game - our lives))

» Fri Jun 03, 2011 12:00 am

Yeah God just controls all of us on The Sims every day

» Fri Jun 03, 2011 7:51 am

g_godmode 1 engaged

» Thu Jun 02, 2011 10:05 pm

ROFL

» Thu Jun 02, 2011 9:17 pm

I hope the next time I see him he's on my team

» Fri Jun 03, 2011 6:59 am

I hope the next time I see him he's on my team

+1

» Fri Jun 03, 2011 3:46 am

how about Satan, he is my kinda guy

not really in to the old furry man... i mean the guy dont even have horns, how can you have super powers and not have horns and a tale

and you know why god is playing it ?

because:

» Fri Jun 03, 2011 5:52 am

smh
God's playin Crysis 3 and is not satisfied with graphics...

» Fri Jun 03, 2011 6:29 am

smh
God's playin Crysis 3 and is not satisfied with graphics...

That's cause they're better than HIS.

I was looking at this Crysis E3 thing - Those graphics were so unrealistic - then I realized they were REAL.

So, Crytek have created a time-paradox and somehow beat God on his own graphics.

» Fri Jun 03, 2011 7:13 am

Haha CryTek Delivers The Game to Heaven First, So God Gets the Game First
I wanna be god only to get the game first!!!

» Fri Jun 03, 2011 1:15 am

God had mercy and gave Crysis1 a chance, his first reaction was: "It is looking better than real life, I did something wrong"