1. Get him to sit on the bus.

Tie him on a leash and walk into a neighborhood to scare the old ladies and pop the footballs of 12-year-old twits who play in the middle of the street.

2. report him as a six offender
3. remember not to wash his hair(thats how dreadlocks are formed)

I would remove his prosthetic legs and watch him try and walk with his arms, remember? They, are.... half robot after all....

thats one Fun-Guy!to te mushroom