Step 1: Use only equipment that you have unlocked and stays unlocked (aka the SCAR)

Step 2: Play for practice, not for points.

Step 3: Unlock mystery dog tags and then weep when they disappear.

Congratulations, you are now enjoying Crysis 2.

Revision 1:

Step 1: Get 40$

Step 2: Buy 5$ of rolling paper or zips

Step 3: Buy drugs

Congratulations, you are now enjoying Crysis 2.

Revision 1:

Step 1: Get 40$

Step 2: Buy 5$ of rolling paper or zips

Step 3: Buy drugs

Congratulations, you are now enjoying Crysis 2.

This sums up my strategy.

Step 1: insert modern warfare 2 CD into tray

Step 2: Install Modern Warfare 2

Step 3: Play Modern Warfare 2

Congratulations, you are now enjoying Crysis 2

Step 1: install Steam and make an account

step 2: type in Crysis and purchase it

step 3: Play Crysis

You'll be so happy you're playing the game that started it all, the sequel will cease to exist causing happiness.

Revision 1:

Step 1: Get 40$

Step 2: Buy 5$ of rolling paper or zips

Step 3: Buy drugs

Congratulations, you are now enjoying Crysis 2.

lol ... did you ever play Crysis 2 ... on weeeed?

Revision 1:

Step 1: Get 40$

Step 2: Buy 5$ of rolling paper or zips

Step 3: Buy drugs

Congratulations, you are now enjoying Crysis 2.

lol ... did you ever play Crysis 2 ... on weeeed?


This. you're not in highschool its not cool to admit you smoke weed **** go get a job.

Step 1: Get Crysis 2
Step 2: Go on the forums and complain about it.
Step 3: Play Crysis 2 some more just to get pissed off.

Revision 1:

Step 1: Get 40$

Step 2: Buy 5$ of rolling paper or zips

Step 3: Buy drugs

Congratulations, you are now enjoying Crysis 2.

lol ... did you ever play Crysis 2 ... on weeeed?


This. you're not in highschool its not cool to admit you smoke weed **** go get a job.

No, this. You don't know whether or not I'm in high school, or whether or not I have a job, and I did not admit to smoking weed. I simply added the term Crysis 2 to a movie quote. Thanks for stopping by ...