Epic Game Thread

Post » Thu Dec 31, 2009 9:17 am

Make fun of the current condition of crysis 2 with a quote from a video game

example :

im here to sell some games and support dx11..and im all out of dx11.

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Ria dell
 
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Post » Thu Dec 31, 2009 4:43 am

Gordon Freemans thoughts on this thread:

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Jinx Sykes
 
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Post » Thu Dec 31, 2009 1:01 pm

Gordon Freemans thoughts on this thread:


good one :p
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Alan Whiston
 
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Post » Wed Dec 30, 2009 10:13 pm

I don't know whether I was right or wrong...I guess I'll never know...But I made it and I guess I should be thankful for that.

-Cryte....Marked One

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Nicholas C
 
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Post » Wed Dec 30, 2009 11:25 pm

WTHFS?
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lucile davignon
 
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Post » Thu Dec 31, 2009 2:00 pm

Epic game indeed,if it would actually work properly. :P
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Gracie Dugdale
 
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Post » Thu Dec 31, 2009 2:20 pm

This community on the current situation:

"I'm gonna beat you like a bad step-child."

Blood = most underrated games ever.
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Jason White
 
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Post » Wed Dec 30, 2009 9:52 pm

"But the Directx11 support is in another castle!"
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P PoLlo
 
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Post » Thu Dec 31, 2009 3:37 am

The situation is FUBAR.

-Profit
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Heather Kush
 
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Post » Thu Dec 31, 2009 12:19 pm

“Didn’t we have some fun though? Remember when the game was going on multiple platforms and I said ‘Goodbye’ and you were like ‘NO WAY!’ and then I was all ‘We pretended we were going to support you’ ? That was great."

-Portal (for those who didn't know)
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claire ley
 
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Post » Thu Dec 31, 2009 1:04 pm

Directx11 is a lie
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stephanie eastwood
 
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Post » Thu Dec 31, 2009 3:13 am

[Cake reference]
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Nicole Elocin
 
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Post » Thu Dec 31, 2009 5:12 am

I am Dice's Design Director, and I'm here to ask you a question. Is a man not entitled to A better looking PC Game? 'No!' says the Man that owns a Console, 'We should all have the same graphics.' 'No!' says the man in the Crytek's development team, 'Because PC games get pirated anyways' 'No!' says the Man that owns EA, 'It doesnt make enough profits.'

I rejected those answers; instead, I chose something different. I chose the impossible. I chose... Battlefield 3, a Game where the Developers would not fear the Thread of Piracy, where the Artists would not be bound by petty morality, Where the Superiour Hardware would not be constrained by the Inferior! And with All of Directx11 Features, Battlefield 3 can be the Best looking Game of All Time.
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I am Dice's Design Director, and I'm here to ask you a question. Is a man not entitled to A better looking PC Game? 'No!' says the Man that owns a Console, 'We should all have the same graphics.' 'No!' says the man in the Crytek's development team, 'Because PC games get pirated anyways' 'No!' says the Man that owns EA, 'It doesnt make enough profits.'

I rejected those answers; instead, I chose something different. I chose the impossible. I chose... Battlefield 3, a Game where the Developers would not fear the Thread of Piracy, where the Artists would not be bound by petty morality, Where the Superiour Hardware would not be constrained by the Inferior! And with All of Directx11 Features, Battlefield 3 can be the Best looking Game of All Time.

Very Clever. Most have taken awhile to come up with though.
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Franko AlVarado
 
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Post » Thu Dec 31, 2009 9:11 am

The Maximum Guy from first game intro:

- MAXIMUM........... FAIL...........
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Christina Trayler
 
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Post » Thu Dec 31, 2009 2:19 pm

"Marked One, what the hell!?" *boom*
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Aaron Clark
 
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Post » Thu Dec 31, 2009 4:11 am

I am Dice's Design Director, and I'm here to ask you a question. Is a man not entitled to A better looking PC Game? 'No!' says the Man that owns a Console, 'We should all have the same graphics.' 'No!' says the man in the Crytek's development team, 'Because PC games get pirated anyways' 'No!' says the Man that owns EA, 'It doesnt make enough profits.'

I rejected those answers; instead, I chose something different. I chose the impossible. I chose... Battlefield 3, a Game where the Developers would not fear the Thread of Piracy, where the Artists would not be bound by petty morality, Where the Superiour Hardware would not be constrained by the Inferior! And with All of Directx11 Features, Battlefield 3 can be the Best looking Game of All Time.

Very Clever. Most have taken awhile to come up with though.
not really :) bioshock is one of my favorite games and i know that quote by heart :)
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Anna Krzyzanowska
 
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Post » Thu Dec 31, 2009 9:31 am

"I told you don't touch that darn thing!"
- Team Fortress 2 (Engineer)
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Rhiannon Jones
 
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Post » Thu Dec 31, 2009 2:42 am

I am Dice's Design Director, and I'm here to ask you a question. Is a man not entitled to A better looking PC Game? 'No!' says the Man that owns a Console, 'We should all have the same graphics.' 'No!' says the man in the Crytek's development team, 'Because PC games get pirated anyways' 'No!' says the Man that owns EA, 'It doesnt make enough profits.'

I rejected those answers; instead, I chose something different. I chose the impossible. I chose... Battlefield 3, a Game where the Developers would not fear the Thread of Piracy, where the Artists would not be bound by petty morality, Where the Superiour Hardware would not be constrained by the Inferior! And with All of Directx11 Features, Battlefield 3 can be the Best looking Game of All Time.


I can't wait until you gullible fools pop in Battlefield 3, realize it doesn't look kike the "promo movies" and the nerd rage starts all over again. BF3 is a console port...
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Post » Wed Dec 30, 2009 9:48 pm


I can't wait until you gullible fools pop in Battlefield 3, realize it doesn't look kike the "promo movies" and the nerd rage starts all over again. BF3 is a console port...

Your moms a console port! (couldn't resist.)

Back on topic:

Players reaction to Crysis 2
"What are you, some bottom feeding, DX9 svcking, console port?"
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Cesar Gomez
 
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Post » Thu Dec 31, 2009 12:34 am

"But the Directx11 support is in another castle!"LOL
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