killstreaks? : V

» Thu May 19, 2011 11:07 am

with all the talk of guns in the skyrim forum i thought i'd introduce a few ideas that i think will follow shortly after.

1. killstreaks for sure. after you kill 4 mudcrabs or so azura will drop a care package near your cordinates. 7 kills gets you rc missles you can use to shoot down spy planes uhh.. i mean dragons. and 25 kills earns you a tactical nuke that defeats any enemies in the current dungeon you're in/ proximity (if you're in the country side).

2. perks. commando(farther melee range), danger close(increased explosive damage), steady aim(increaased hip fire accuracy), last stand(gives you a temporary extended life your pistol drawn) just to name a few

3. pack-a-punch. getting tired of your gun? upgrade it in a pack-a-punch machine to upgrade it's firepower! turn your ordinary pistols into grenade launching pistols!

» Thu May 19, 2011 8:51 am

with all the talk of guns in the skyrim forum i thought i'd introduce a few ideas that i think will follow shortly after.

1. killstreaks for sure. after you kill 4 mudcrabs or so azura will drop a care package near your cordinates. 7 kills gets you rc missles you can use to shoot down spy planes uhh.. i mean dragons. and 25 kills earns you a tactical nuke that defeats any enemies in the current dungeon you're in/ proximity (if you're in the country side).

2. perks. commando(farther melee range), danger close(increased explosive damage), steady aim(increaased hip fire accuracy), last stand(gives you a temporary extended life your pistol drawn) just to name a few

3. pack-a-punch. getting tired of your gun? upgrade it in a pack-a-punch machine to upgrade it's firepower! turn your ordinary pistols into grenade launching pistols!

This is a joke...right?

» Thu May 19, 2011 12:03 am

no

» Thu May 19, 2011 5:01 am

This looks like a real fan pleaser :goodjob:

» Thu May 19, 2011 2:23 am

...i feel like this should be considered spam or something. i hope you're joking.

» Wed May 18, 2011 7:50 pm

This had better be a joke.

» Wed May 18, 2011 9:18 pm

This is a joke...right?

NO! i want pack-a-punch machines in every city!

» Thu May 19, 2011 10:28 am

Funny.
I hope you're joking.

» Wed May 18, 2011 9:18 pm

Urm.... I am literally speechless

One of the weirdest thing I have heard so far...... NO

» Wed May 18, 2011 6:47 pm

This is obviously a joke. Why are people even asking?

» Wed May 18, 2011 10:13 pm

with all the talk of guns in the skyrim forum i thought i'd introduce a few ideas that i think will follow shortly after.

1. killstreaks for sure. after you kill 4 mudcrabs or so azura will drop a care package near your cordinates. 7 kills gets you rc missles you can use to shoot down spy planes uhh.. i mean dragons. and 25 kills earns you a tactical nuke that defeats any enemies in the current dungeon you're in/ proximity (if you're in the country side).

2. perks. commando(farther melee range), danger close(increased explosive damage), steady aim(increaased hip fire accuracy), last stand(gives you a temporary extended life your pistol drawn) just to name a few

3. pack-a-punch. getting tired of your gun? upgrade it in a pack-a-punch machine to upgrade it's firepower! turn your ordinary pistols into grenade launching pistols!

Almost cute.
Guess you'll have to work on that stand up routine of yours.

» Thu May 19, 2011 11:15 am

This is obviously a joke. Why are people even asking?

Deciding wether this guy believes it is a joke, or if he is just a noob, first of all...guns...in Skyrim? Ha!

» Wed May 18, 2011 7:52 pm

This is obviously a joke. Why are people even asking?

Disbelief mostly I guess.

Someone should tell the OP any chance of getting a laugh from his post passed a century ago. And that spamming and making spam topics just gets you a warning.

» Thu May 19, 2011 5:42 am

This is obviously a joke. Why are people even asking?

Yeah but jokes are supposed to be funny this just makes me :banghead:

» Thu May 19, 2011 2:46 am

SO AWESOME! THIS MUST BE DONE!!!!

» Thu May 19, 2011 7:20 am

Yeah but jokes are supposed to be funny this just makes me :banghead:

oh sorry :sadvaultboy:

» Wed May 18, 2011 10:04 pm

you know when you post stuff like this it is a lot stupider than the suggestion of adding guns

» Wed May 18, 2011 7:17 pm

with all the talk of guns in the skyrim forum i thought i'd introduce a few ideas that i think will follow shortly after.

Okay, I'm all for them adding your proposed features- "shortly after" guns are added, as you say.

And since adding guns is likely to never happen...

» Thu May 19, 2011 10:57 am

Okay, I'm all for them adding your proposed features- "shortly after" guns are added, as you say.

And since adding guns is likely to never happen...

Im with this guy! I cast my allegance!

» Wed May 18, 2011 10:44 pm

Okay, I'm all for them adding your proposed features- "shortly after" guns are added, as you say.

And since adding guns is likely to never happen...

:intergalactic:

» Thu May 19, 2011 3:55 am

*sigh* Another thread down the pan. OK guys, whilst the chances are thee will not be any guns in Skyrim this topic has gone nowhere. If you want to constructively and sensibly talk about guns in the game there is a topic somewhere.