1 you know how todd always says "we dont want to spoil anything. well there should be a todd howard follower (like adoring fan) who gets knocked unconcience so we can beat him again and again. anyway if ur doing a quest u can ask him about what to do next in it. and he replies "i don't really want to spoil anything" (PUNCH) u can also tell him go jump off a cliff he spawns at closest cliff and jumps. its a fun stress reliver.

2 there can be a fat guy like tourretts guy and every time u walk past him he yells "OH PISS" you can make him follow u and if you run ahead of him he yells "WAIT A MINUTE U dike" if he shoots and misses (or screws up anything else) "BOB SAGAT"
i think it would be funny as hell

:facepalm: No... This thread.... NO!

The random event with the mentally challenged person is simply wrong. Horribly, unethically, wrong.

I want to send this thread through here bliviongate:

Do you have any idea how inappropriate this thread is?

you're quite young aren't you?

no

crossbow.

This thread is so inappropriate...inb4lock

ok which is more wrong stealing argonian eggs and just letting them sit somewhere or eating them. or this

giant mud crab in a cave would be awesome.

I want to find a book in game with all of the easter egg threads, dual wield threads, and werewolf/vampire threads.

There is a suggestions thread.

I also suggest you read the forum rules for posting guidelines. Including using inappropriate language or discussions.