I have to contend with;
Yappy dogs at all hours
Mating squirrels (they make this noise, you see, when it's the season for loving. This noise makes me want to kill.)
Chainsaws and machinery from the constant rebuilding and re-landscaping of SOME daft useless thing.
And a [censored] chain smoker next door. Only his [censored] mother has a [censored] respiratory disease and is also ninety so the [censored] jerk doesn't quit, and instead takes it outside. And he chain smokes. I can't open windows without coughing up a lung when he's there. And he leers at my mother. And he lives with HIS mother, as is obvious, though I don't know if it's because she's sick or what.
I do not like that man.
Yappy dogs at all hours
Mating squirrels (they make this noise, you see, when it's the season for loving. This noise makes me want to kill.)
Chainsaws and machinery from the constant rebuilding and re-landscaping of SOME daft useless thing.
And a [censored] chain smoker next door. Only his [censored] mother has a [censored] respiratory disease and is also ninety so the [censored] jerk doesn't quit, and instead takes it outside. And he chain smokes. I can't open windows without coughing up a lung when he's there. And he leers at my mother. And he lives with HIS mother, as is obvious, though I don't know if it's because she's sick or what.
I do not like that man.
This will probably get deleted, but you should take a baseball bat to that son of a [censored] for leering at your mom. That [censored] isn't right.