1) A piece of duct tape - This can be used by the hardcoe gamers that hate a quest arrow. They can put it over the hud at the top of their screens.
2) A copy of Morrowind - This is for all the people who whine about every single change that has been implemented in the series since morrowind came out. Since there is only one game on this planet that they enjoy, this will solve any problems that would arise from them playing a new game.
3) A porm magazine - This will satisfy all of the kids that play this game, as well as the advlts that play the game instead of trying to find a spouse. Instead of worrying if they can marry someone in the game, and get to see them nvde, this should at least alleviate some of their problems.
4) A book on astrology - For those for whom the removal of birthsigns ruins the game
5) A deck of cards - For people who really want to have card games in skyrim
6) A pencil (with eraser) and paper - For the people who must have attributes to feel immersed. They can write down the list of attributes and put a number next to each of them, and then periodically the can erase the number and replace it with a higher one.
Those are all things that must be included for me to enjoy the game, if you can think of any other must haves, post them here