This Elf & Safety Campaign is brought to you by... well, by me. I promise that these warnings will contain many good points, as the victims volunteers can attest
A couple may seem pointless but at least one of them contains a hot elf girl and the other is pretty cool

http://www.tesnexus.com/imageshare/images/710-1307869323.jpg

http://www.tesnexus.com/imageshare/images/710-1308085509.jpg

http://www.tesnexus.com/imageshare/images/710-1308234421.jpg

http://www.tesnexus.com/imageshare/images/710-1308263438.jpg

http://www.tesnexus.com/imageshare/images/710-1308300602.jpg

http://www.tesnexus.com/imageshare/images/710-1308083039.jpg

Those are all really good tips. I'd like to contribute to this safety campaign.

Never get into an archery contest with a marksman that can do http://img130.imageshack.us/img130/7688/thatsdifferent.jpg

Don't try skooma. Ever. You end up seeing things like http://img410.imageshack.us/img410/1404/someonehadabadday.jpg and http://img18.imageshack.us/img18/8119/stretchystretchy.jpg

Don't go near Arvena Thelas when she's reading. http://img839.imageshack.us/img839/2866/ahottitle.jpg

http://img185.imageshack.us/img185/1016/churchcammotank.jpg

Great links, both of you. The http://img185.imageshack.us/img185/1016/churchcammotank.jpg in Vyper's post is hilarious!

A very good lesson actually, not to trust everything you see. And that pic is more true than one might think at first

Very clever screenies throughout! :celebration: