This will be a fanmade series obviously about the hero of something.. Who was once a member of the order of Chuck Norris. As you can see, unlike most fanmade stories in the forums, this is a commedy. Now I will start the story in the next post. You can write what you think of this as well as PM me advice.

Race: Nord
Gender: A man
age: about 21 at the start of the story
Personality: He is a sarcastic guy who is like King Duke Nukem of happy land.
Equipment: Armor and a sword.
Background: You can make your own background, (even post here if you want) but make it fit with his personality.

Killbore was once a worshipper of the hero they call Chuck Norris. Chuck had helped the guy from morrowind pwned Dagoth Ur, helped the CoC in helping martin kicking Dagon's red ass, And Has helped Dovahkiin by giving him a A whopper needed to defeat Alduin. Now he was now king of the Universe and became a God. However he became corrupted by an unknown force causing Our friend Killbore leaving this once holy order to go on an adventure. Now Killbore grew up meeting prosttutes, getting high on skooma and drinking manly beer. However at age 15, Chuck Norris showed up and cure him by roundhouse kicking him. In return Killbore Joined the OCN (Order of Chuck Norris.) However at age 21, Chuck Norris became Evil and roundhouse kicking the good guys because they were "boring" And not helping old women crossing the street. So Killbore joined the Fighters guild. He then do some good stuff. Ate Taco Bell, He then got a mission to find the watermelon thief. A redguard who is stealing watermellon. Causing the watermelon industry to get screwed. Now he has to find the thief and save the industry from bring more screwed.

Ummmmm I found this very funny and quite humorous, for a lot of reasons...

Keep up the good work.

Thanks! anyway If you want you can Give me advice (However if it will be related to the story then make it a PM) And what's one of the things that is funny to you?

Now Killbore has decided to travel to Hammerfell since the thief is a redguard. Now He travelled to a Tavern asking questions about the thief. Although he was warned that the thief has an assload of eyes and ears and is bound to beat the crap out of anyone trying to find him. He had forgotten about it and asked too much questions... Dumba$$.... Anyway after a night of being an idiot, The thief found out and had sent the ghost of Osama Bin laden to kill him...

Well mostly just re-read your writings and look for mistakes, grammar and punctuation problems.
For example in your latest post "Anyway after a knight of being dumb abd" "knight" should be switched to "night" and "abd" should be "and", just stuff like that. Simple mistakes you probably just looked over. You could try writing in a word document and using the spell check to catch some mistakes you might of missed.

To answer your question, one of the things I thought was funny was that a redguard was a watermelon thief.

I see you also added a poll... :whistling:

Of course that was just for a review. Still Yes I will correct the grammar mistakes. Spread this to your friends in the forums!

Now after A night visiting a prosttute. (Killbore Reminds me of lord Quagmire) He was jumped by the ghost of Bin laden. (The thief replaced him as the world Champion of Hide in seek) The ghost said in some ancient language only the people from Chuck Norris Universe knows about they went into an epic fight. After a few days of kicking eachother in the Family jewels Osama Knoked Killbore down. Killbore got up and did the roundhouse kicked in Osama's Groin. (After all He used to serve Chuck Norris) And after a few hours of wrestling which by the way looks really wrong and... (You know hpw wrestling often looks like) However they are not really trying to be like that. Eventualy Chuck Dragonborn, the decendent of Dovahkiin, had come and save the day and put a few bullets of an m16 (how did it get to Nirn?) to Osama's head. However the ghostly bodied magicly went away.... However this was only the Begining? Will Killbore and chuck Dragonborn make it to the thief that is making the families of Watermelon Salesmen starving? Or will they get pwned? Though they have a good chance of winning despite the odds against them because the good guys always win... However You never know..

Dont forget to vote on your review. And help make the tale better by PMing me you're idea of the main part of the story...

Chuck (the good one) and Killbore then went into the tavern. They then started a conersation

Chuck: So Killbore how did Chuck Norris Met my Great Great geandfather?

Killbore: Your Great great granddady should've told you....

Chuck: To be honest he hated Chuck Norris.

Killbore: WTF? Chuck Norris told me that him and Dovahkiin were praticly in love with eachother!

Chuck: Well my ancestor had to do that to get the holy Big Mac.

Killbore: Wait. I thought it was a whopper!

Chuck: No He said it was a whopper for no [censored] reason....

Killbore: this is an outrage.. None Shall have lied to the mighty Chuck Norris! Unless that new one which is a big as*hole!

Chuck: Yeah I wonder why did Chuck Norris turned into a bad guy? I mean the only thing he did not do is be a Russain?

Killbore: What?

Chuck: Well In video games and movies they are always the bad guys....

Killbore: Oh.. Anyway if Dovahkiin really hate Chuck Norris so much why did you're dad named you chuck?

Chuck: Well You will find out later in a few chapters, as for now let's get high on Skooma.....

I don't know if I should laugh at this or take it seriously....

A couple pointers,

-Use proper English.
-Use proper punctuation.
-Use proper grammar.
-Use proper spelling.

Try using Microsoft Word to proof read your posts. Write them in there and then everything that's wrong will be marked and you can fix it before you post it on here.

I think you are suppose to laugh.. If you dont find this funny then I guess we both have a different sence of humor. And you are also not the first to recheck my posts... Well I will do it now.

After getting high on skooma Chuck and Killbore have started and investigation on where the Watermellon thief's location.


(At the thief's evil lair)

Thief: I cant believe That ghost was killed by a Chuck Norris impersinator!

Other guy: Well do keep in mind that Osama was the weakest of all you're minions and is a pansy compared to killbore and the great great grandson of Dragonborn.

Thief: dosent matter And I figured Bin laden would get the job done. Now what do I have to do send in the Jonas Brothers??

Other guy: Actually I got an idea now Would you aprove of sending The Jonas brothers, and Justin Bieber so thier craptastic songs can make them death?Then when there death we can have the ghost of binladen have a remach in the nut kicking fight?

Thief: Yes! Do it!