The Part Where You Fall Down and BLEED TO DEATH! : V - Skyrim

» Wed Jun 29, 2011 6:32 am

I'm going to decapitate you and use your head as my chamber pot

Sounds like something Belkar Bitterleaf would say (and do).

» Wed Jun 29, 2011 8:22 am

I kinda liked the cheesy one liners in Oblivion

I hope there are fresh ones for Skyrim though.
"Damnit, I should've fought more mudcrabs!"
"Stop...blocking...me...you...asshat!"
"I'm gonna hit you so hard that you're BRAINS WILL LEAK FROM YOUR EARS!"
"Think faster, old man!" (If your character is old)
"Should've stayed at home eating sweetrolls, fatty!" (If your character is fat)
"They'll have to put you back together...in Oblivion!"

No one is going to be calling you an "asshat" in Skyrim. Trust me.

» Wed Jun 29, 2011 2:24 am

I fear it's not something you can fix. They can add loads of different texts but if you play long enough they will start repeating themselves.

» Wed Jun 29, 2011 8:08 am

The Khajiit says: "It is weak, and accursed!"
The Dunmer says: "Ash shall burn your corpse in Oblivion!"
The Imperial says: "What's the matter? Are you afraid to die?"
The Argonian says: "You're as fragile as sap!"
The Altmer says: "Death is soon for you."
The Bosmer says: "You better start praying to Azura!"
The Nord says: "Mead will suit me after I'm done clobbering you!"
The Breton says: "You? Kill me? Hehehehehehaa!"
The Redguard says: "Your bonemeal will be strewn across Tamriel!"
The Orc says: "Surrender! You sissy-scroll-scribbler!"

If multiplayer options were reconsidered, you will often hear/see this in local chat:
"Yew faghet!"

Glad that is not going to be a reality though ;D

» Wed Jun 29, 2011 9:07 am

I've seen milk turn faster than you!!

You're about as much use as a handbrake on a canoe!!

Whatever Materazzi said to Zidane in the 2006 World cup final before he got nailed with a headbutt....

» Wed Jun 29, 2011 6:56 am

I've seen milk turn faster than you!!

You're about as much use as a handbrake on a canoe!!

Whatever Materazzi said to Zidane in the 2006 World cup final before he got nailed with a headbutt....

I believe he called him "the son of a terroist [censored]"

» Wed Jun 29, 2011 5:59 am

"They'll have to glue you back together...in Oblivion! (With a scottish accent)"

Fix'd

» Wed Jun 29, 2011 4:41 am

I would like to see something along the lines of..."adios turd nuggets!" or at least an enemy that makes robot noises as they die on the ground!

» Wed Jun 29, 2011 8:31 am

All I hear in Oblivion is "You'll make a fine pair of boots, lizard!".

Something actually intimidating, please! Oblivion was too cheeesy.

Maybe something like:
"Ha! It'll take weeks to get my armor clean after I'm done with you!"
"I'll cut your hands off! Try to cast spells with your legs, Wizard/Altmer!"
"I'll make you scream so loud, every dragon in Skyrim will hear you!"

Stuff like that. I can imagine hearing those by the Imperial Voice Actor (he was by far the best voice-actor, in my opinion).

» Wed Jun 29, 2011 1:49 am

I found it kind of lame that even priests would use lines like this. Every character would use racist dialog when fighting too (unless I'm wrong). It's not a huge deal to me, though.

» Wed Jun 29, 2011 1:14 am

"Your head will look good on my wall!"

» Wed Jun 29, 2011 11:13 am

"you fight like you were partying last night"

» Wed Jun 29, 2011 1:10 pm

"You elves are all the same, are flash and no fury!" *stands up irl* "I WILL SHOW YOU FURY!"

» Wed Jun 29, 2011 4:33 pm

We're not playing Monkey Island.

I once owned a dog that was smarter then you.
He must have taught you everything you know.

You're no match for my brains, you poor fool.
I'd be in real trouble if you ever used them.

There are no words for how disgusting you are.
Yes there are. You just never learned them.

OT: Just more voices and lines, please.

» Wed Jun 29, 2011 2:49 pm

Hopefully they've just eliminated the battle taunts all together. We're not playing Monkey Island.

LOOK! A three Headed Goblin!