:mellow: Charm spell, the new date-[censored] drug? ugh :confused:
Damn mages, they get it all! :/
Mage:Will you marry me?
Barmaid:I'm just not ready for this...
*charm spell*
Barmaid:Uhh, sure! I can't wait to marry you! Let's do it!
*6 months later*
Barmaid:I'm bored. Can we go out and do something? Maybe get some exercise?
Mage:I don't feel like it. Let's stay in.
Barmaid:No, we are going out! Walking will be fun!
*mage starts a fire on his hand*
Barmaid:Oooh! Pretty lights! That was fun! *walks out of room*
Mage:RECOGNIZE!