Joke Artifacts : V - Skyrim

» Tue Jul 19, 2011 5:36 am

I'd love to see the return of the Severed Nord Leg from Bloodmoon. It could be found just behind the stairs at the Thirsk mead hall.

» Tue Jul 19, 2011 1:29 pm

a spear sitting on a shrine in a old ruin and when you try and take it it disintegrates and you hear sheogorath laughing at you

That would make every complaint from a Morrowind fan so worth it.

Also, fan boy == really devoted fan?

» Tue Jul 19, 2011 7:11 am

We need a sword that heals people and damages oneself. It also adds to your fatigue

» Tue Jul 19, 2011 5:03 pm

The Helm of Pahr Tee. When worn, dragons around you are pacified. :celebration:

» Tue Jul 19, 2011 9:55 am

I would like to see the holy hand grenade of Antioch. There is only one and you have to read all the directions before using it.

» Tue Jul 19, 2011 11:42 am

What's with all the love for girlie la la lutes? Give me a magic banjo, +5 at drowning out lutes.

» Tue Jul 19, 2011 7:14 pm

Haskil's Monocle (I know he never had one, but I always felt it would suit him just right) that makes the wearer see the world in more cynical colours and turns all dialogue responses into patronising, sarcastic remarks.

» Tue Jul 19, 2011 9:45 am

The sword of a thousand truths. (yeah.. I know.. It would be amusing though)

When it strikes an enemy you heal and paralyze them and they are forced to tell you their deepest, darkest secrets.

» Tue Jul 19, 2011 8:31 am

The sword of a thousand truths. (yeah.. I know.. It would be amusing though)

When it strikes an enemy you heal and paralyze them and they are forced to tell you their deepest, darkest secrets.

"I saw a mudcrab yesterday..."

» Tue Jul 19, 2011 6:03 am

"I saw a mudcrab yesterday..."

Classic

» Tue Jul 19, 2011 9:49 am

Another fork of horripilation quest.

» Tue Jul 19, 2011 1:47 pm

I want to see a triumphant return of the "Fork of Horripilation", can't remember what it does but who doesnt want an awesome equippable fork right?

» Tue Jul 19, 2011 7:11 pm

The sword of a thousand truths. (yeah.. I know.. It would be amusing though)

When it strikes an enemy you heal and paralyze them and they are forced to tell you their deepest, darkest secrets.

"Please tell no one, because I'm really ashamed of that, but sometimes I feel that this world isn't real

"

» Tue Jul 19, 2011 2:24 pm

Classic

"...since then, I could think of nothing else. I think it might have stripped me of all depth and personality... annnoying creatures."

» Tue Jul 19, 2011 7:42 am

ignorance is bliss it is a mage staff that increases your mana by 500 but you forget all your spells
Raw deal is a hood that casts charm on you and raises youre speech craft to 100 but in turn you cant speek to anyone.
un stoppable is a potion that breaks paralysis but you can only drink it once paralyzed

» Tue Jul 19, 2011 7:31 pm

I prefer the game to be as serious as possible. Any joke artifact would have to be really witty and believable. Nothing derails the immersion factor more than something that seems out of place.

» Tue Jul 19, 2011 8:16 am

How about a Sweetroll gimme. Have a dungeon with enemys, you fight your way through, then on an altar with light shining down a Jumbo Sweetroll with a scroll/note with (Witty Saying Here Refering to Morrowind or Shivering Isles). What you think? :hubbahubba:

» Tue Jul 19, 2011 11:36 am

The Chocolate Starfish of Rectum

» Tue Jul 19, 2011 10:55 am

How about a Sweetroll gimme. Have a dungeon with enemys, you fight your way through, then on an altar with light shining down a Jumbo Sweetroll with a scroll/note with (Witty Saying Here Refering to Morrowind or Shivering Isles). What you think? :hubbahubba:

The holy grail of all sweetrolls! This sounds like a delicious idea, but that sounds like more of an easter egg than an artifact. Unless it's supposed to give you some sort of a bonus? Oghma Infinium in sweetroll form anyone? :drool: