THE ALDMERI DOMINION IS MADE OF WIN, YOU VILE BLUNT EARS.

You backward thinking, snooty, static, and eugenic monsters are a vile taint on this world. Your practices and philosophies undermine the truth with horrid and terrible lies because you think yourselves gods who have been robbed instead of being grateful to Shor's mercy.

Shor was a vile creature that robbed us of everything we had! How do you call that mercy? You ignorant, mud-wallowing, arrogant men are a blight upon Tamriel! You are a cancer eating away at existance, a cancer that must be destroyed.

I wonder what Altmer wabbajack into...

Haskill, see to it that my little toy finds a home there. I believe I have an adventurer to skip rope with?

Closed for post limit. If there is another thread it needs to go in the Lore forum.