You're in the bethesda meeting room discussing with Todd and : V - Skyrim

» Fri Aug 19, 2011 2:26 am

It's none of our business what Todd does in his spare time.

» Fri Aug 19, 2011 1:14 am

Is that a Velociraptor!?!!?!? Wait.... I think shes hot :blink:

» Fri Aug 19, 2011 2:59 am

I would ask her to give me spear a good ol' polishin

» Thu Aug 18, 2011 6:35 pm

I would say something along the lines of, "You're fired. Take it to the Red Light District you sicko! Bobo, please dispose of this nuisance!" Bobo, of course, being the half-bear half-man head of security.

Yeah, I'm no fun.

» Thu Aug 18, 2011 7:43 pm

"I guess you could say..."

*Puts on enchanted sunglasses*

"She gets the point."

YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!

Edit: In retrospect, that was rather awful.

» Fri Aug 19, 2011 12:11 am

It's none of our business what Todd does in his SPEAR time.

Fix'd

» Thu Aug 18, 2011 10:09 pm

"On the floor, now!"

» Fri Aug 19, 2011 12:58 am

"HOLY [censored] WHATS THAT LIZARD DOING POLISHING TODDS SPEAR!!!"

» Fri Aug 19, 2011 3:40 am

Why does the thought of a lizard woman make me so...happy ?

» Thu Aug 18, 2011 1:11 pm

I would report this to mods for being off topic.

you're the reason there isn't a lot of fun in these forums...

» Fri Aug 19, 2011 3:27 am

get a female khajit....

bliviongate:

then sitback and enjoy the "cat"/lizard fight :foodndrink:

» Thu Aug 18, 2011 5:15 pm

I put on my robe and wizard hat..

I lol'd a bit seeing that post.

» Thu Aug 18, 2011 11:22 am

Tell her to clean my room, while I do more important things like tell Todd to include blocking/parrying while dual-wielding in Skyrim!

» Thu Aug 18, 2011 7:41 pm

I'd probably throw a lowly staff member toward it and run screaming: "GAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH" I mean seriously, I'm having a civilized conversation when a female lizardman wearing a maid outfit walks in. my first impression would be that it ate the maid to get the outfit. Then I'd return to hear the sound of spear polishing from around the corner

» Thu Aug 18, 2011 11:07 am

......"The [censored]?"

» Fri Aug 19, 2011 1:49 am

http://i.imgur.com/wp839.jpg

Why is it after clicking on that photo that I feel like the FBI is going to bust down my door?

» Thu Aug 18, 2011 12:09 pm

... and the Lusty Argonian Maid walks in, in an ultra cute french maid costume...

What's the first thing you say?

[...] So I took the sweetroll and [text unreadable]

» Thu Aug 18, 2011 10:08 pm

That's disgusting, it's a [censored] lizard.

» Thu Aug 18, 2011 8:18 pm

:rofl:

This thread has http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lZdkHfSxpjg

» Thu Aug 18, 2011 6:27 pm

"So this is what Argonians really look like"

Unfortunately Argonians will looks the same for the rest of TES. Simply because changing it would be [censored] when it is set in stone what they look like.

» Thu Aug 18, 2011 2:28 pm

Mary !!! I said, GO HOME