How will you meet your spouse? vote! : V - Skyrim

» Wed Aug 31, 2011 8:38 pm

I'll meet him when he wakes me up from my slumber, saying "You sleep rather soundly for a murderer. That's good. You'll need a clear conscience for what I'm about to propose." :hubbahubba:

» Thu Sep 01, 2011 3:12 am

I think ill first gonna finish the main quest and after that ill focus on the marriage stuff, i think that's more realistic. Me saving the world and then i have a wife at home who's nagging about why i didn't do the laundry.

» Wed Aug 31, 2011 7:45 pm

a nobles daughter

or a female dragon

btw: theres more than one answer there

» Thu Sep 01, 2011 2:30 am

I'll meet him when he wakes me up from my slumber, saying "You sleep rather soundly for a murderer. That's good. You'll need a clear conscience for what I'm about to propose." :hubbahubba:

OMG, I laughed so hard after reading this. +1 point

» Thu Sep 01, 2011 9:20 am

In real life...

Hell to the yeah :banana:

» Wed Aug 31, 2011 10:48 pm

If I add a spouse it will be a housewife, not an adventurer. Companions in TES tend to be more of a problem than help and just are not needed. She'll be home, fixing my daily free meal. I'd keep her barefoot and pregnant, but since we can't have kids I suppse not. Maybe I'll take her shoes off anyway, just to role-play it.

» Thu Sep 01, 2011 7:13 am

Just wondering, I'll prolly meet mine in the thieves guild.

I have this whole game figured out...

Step 1: I launch the game and start new
Step 2: I get some armor, weapons and gold for supplies
Step 3: I marry several spouses because I am hawsum
Step 5: I defeat Alduin, all the world is happy and I make merry with the wives!

Theirs only 1 detail missing...

-KC

» Thu Sep 01, 2011 10:49 am

while killing monsters our eye meet :wub:

» Wed Aug 31, 2011 8:19 pm

I'll either pick up a wench at the taverns, or run into some nature-chick while adventuring in the wild. I got my eye on a certain blonde :wink:

» Wed Aug 31, 2011 7:10 pm

I have this whole game figured out...

Step 1: I launch the game and start new
Step 2: I get some armor, weapons and gold for supplies
Step 3: I marry several spouses because I am hawsum
Step 5: I defeat Alduin, all the world is happy and I make merry with the wives!

Theirs only 1 detail missing...

-KC

This plan has a certain:

1. Collect underpants.
2. ?
3. Profit.

kinda quality to it.

» Thu Sep 01, 2011 9:41 am

My Nordic Warrior will invite statuesque ladies from all over Skyrim, to compete in brawls with him. The first one who can knock him down will be his betrothed

» Wed Aug 31, 2011 7:04 pm

I voted for some options, but really...who knows?

» Thu Sep 01, 2011 5:24 am

"Hey.....even been with a Dragonborn before?"

» Wed Aug 31, 2011 6:27 pm

A mage so that I can be punching people while they fry them to bits.

» Thu Sep 01, 2011 4:12 am

If I do decide to marry, maybe the DB :whistling:

» Wed Aug 31, 2011 10:49 pm

http://www.patch-your-games.com/plugins/galerie/galerien/TESV-Skyrim/1261Riften01.jpg, and her strong childbearing hips shall bear us many children!

» Thu Sep 01, 2011 2:03 am

If the Nords are compared to Vikings then kidnapping is pretty low on the totem pole of possibilities. If you are kidnapped by a Nord then you should be glad you at least get to be his wife. Lacking civility has nothing to do with men abusing women; this has gone on through WW2 (see:http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1080493/Stalins-army-rapists-The-brutal-war-crime-Russia-Germany-tried-ignore.html). I doubt that this tradition has even been fully defeated in today's wars, albeit it happens on a minute scale compared to the dark ages and WW2.

Enough with the history (and discussion of morals) though. I voted that my spouse and I would meet by terrorizing citizens or that I would be alone. I'm not going to have a trophy wife, and I don't want one that turns me in when I rob/assault/murder someone in the game.

Also happened in vietnam, and happens in the middle east even now.

I dunno if kidnapping serves a function. It might be part of a quest. But I'd be surprised if she wants to marry after you abscond with her person. D:

» Thu Sep 01, 2011 1:38 am

Some one with a large house or castle. Or Rich.

» Thu Sep 01, 2011 6:32 am

Since she will be a vampire, frolicking in the woods probably xD