I did... lol. Youtube "Epic Rap Battles in History." that was my inspiration.

i think your rap was way better than mine

My name is Alduin
I'm a dragon
Don't mess with me
Or I'll release my Kraken!

I rule the land
Like Magna Carta
Dovahkiin beware
Because this is Sparta!

I'm the world eater
Destroy anything thou send
The Mods fear me
Power level over 9000!

Yeah I'm done.

O I love those video's! nice pick.^_^

Trust me, I just tried and it's harder than you think. I could only get the first verse and the first sentence of the second verse to work.

Ok what.... nevermind. :poke:

For those that claim rapping takes no talent and anyone can do it. I give you exhibit A


Don't quit your day job...

This is more of a parody then anything original... and I'm by no means a rapper. But, it seemed fun, so I went with it.

May I have your attention please?
May I have your attention please?
Will the real Dovahkiin please stand up?
I repeat, will the real Dovahkiin please stand up?
We're gonna have a problem here..

Y’all act like you never seen an Argonian before
Tail dropped to the floor like a maid, like Crassius Curio just burst in the door
And started spearing her worse than before
She first was a polishing, dustin all over the furniture (ahh!)
It’s the return of the dragons… “Ah, wait, no way, you’re kidding, Todd Howard’s not really that clichéd, is he?”
And Martin said… nothing you N’wahs!
Martin’s dead, he’s locked away in my statue! (Ha-ha!)
Gamer girls love Dovahkiin
“Dovahkiin, I’m sick of him
Look at him, waving his axe from his you-know-what
Putting it you-know-where,” “Yeah and Barbarians have so much hair!”
Yeah, I probably let a few dragons in Tamriel loose
But no worse than what’s goin’ on in your Mad God’s caboose
Sometimes, I wanna get on a dragon and let loose, but can’t
Cuz it ain’t cool for RPers to ride anything but moose
The message we send is that it ain’t realistic
But neither is slayin dragons, they'd use you like a wick
We got the right to do what we want, we’re nothing but gamers
Well, some of us blamers who claim Bethesda’s gone to dope
If you don’t want werewolves and vampires here I got the antidote!
Elves put your dagger in your foes, sing the chorus, here it goes

‘Cause I’m the Dovahkiin yes I’m the Dovahkiin
all you other Dovahkiins are just pretending
so won’t the real Dovahkiin please stand up,
please stand up, please stand up?

Best.

LOL When I first read this I thought it siad raqeing a dragon, I was like wow I think theres better ways to get a dragon "shout"

I aint no Neravarine, nor a tangerine
But dragons might hate on this
But at this rate we having chicken wing
b**** Smell that ting from dem mudcrabs

Guess who died, the sickenin' king
Outlandah, He died playing the lute
tobad he didnt know it was on mute
Only the dwemer have parachutes
But they up up and away, zip

Look, Alduin comin in for the kill
You fighten, but not for the thrill
Feel the sting by the mudcrabs
Oblivions rings get free stabs


idk

get out of prison LIKE A BOSS!!!
find some gear LIKE A BOSS!!!
find a dragon LIKE A BOSS!!!
run from it LIKE A BOSS!!!
find a crypt LIKE A BOSS!!!
kill skeletons LIKE A BOSS!!!
get a better weapon LIKE A BOSS!!!
find that same dragon LIKE A BOSS!!!
get killed by it LIKE A BOSS!!!
reroll a mage LIKE A BOSS!!!
wish I could levitate LIKE A BOSS!!!
take skyrim back to gamestop LIKE A BOSS!!!
will only take trade in LIKE A BOSS!!!
get dead island LIKE A BOSS!!!
True dat true dat uh, what? I got no snare in my headphones

.....i have reached my nerdy level today, now i need to flush it out with metal and liquor

I misread the title. :mellow:

Dragons don't rap


*drops mic*

ROFL!!!!
So awesome!!!

This isn't necessarily Skyrim related, but I wrote a rap after playing Oblivion about ES.

my crew consists of orcs and redguards
the entire core has been hard since the war for stendarr
you say you pack heat sorry but that's weak
my fireball will burn you leave your body in a trash heap
leave you like rat meat that's been cooking since last week
now that's deep, but don't speak of the deep ones
when in Hackdirt don't fall asleep son
better be quick like Ma'iq son
cuz when you see the freaks run
i know i probably should have stayed
but now you know why i can't shop at Northern Goods and Trade
that was on screw up before I ever blew up
back when it was new stuff, but now I grew up
i'm an assassin that most dudes fear to kill
that was your beer i spilled, boy you're not even near my skill
talk to the brewer or you'll be dead before a hear a shrill
you're just leavin the sewers, i'm the champion of Cyrodill