Most annoying people?

Post » Tue Sep 01, 2009 11:30 am

Oh gawd...the Black Horse Courier dudes.

"DON'T BE THE LAST ONE TODAY TO READ THE BLACK HORSE COURIER!!!"


:lol: Just who I was gonna say. Cicero specifically for me though, the ones on horses I dont see that often. Every time I see Cicero though I get the urge to hit him. :slap:

I also hate Thorinir, Farwil and his dad, that altmer that runs from kvatch, the bald monk there, Alessia Ottus and Caro, and Maenlorn/Caenlorn.
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Post » Tue Sep 01, 2009 1:28 am

All Mer annoy me. Long live the races of Men! Death to all Mer! For Shezarr! Auran naga ry Che! As oiobala Pelinal, Che racuvar! Shanta, Che! Tyavoy balangua! Umarile na vasha! Sa yando ni!
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Post » Mon Aug 31, 2009 10:12 pm

The Adoring Fan isn't actually annoying. :shifty:
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Post » Tue Sep 01, 2009 1:08 am

All Mer annoy me. Long live the races of Men! Death to all Mer! For Shezarr! Auran naga ry Che! As oiobala Pelinal, Che racuvar! Shanta, Che! Tyavoy balangua! Umarile na vasha! Sa yando ni!


:slap:

Anyway, I'd have to say Modryn Oreyn, because...well, how can I say this without spoiling...

Theres a quest where you're walking to a ruin, and you're literally WALKING. If you go too far away from him, he stands still and pouts at you until you go on an agonizingly slow walk with him. It also doesn't help that the ruin is 5 miles away. It's awful :yuck:

I also have to ask, why is the adoring fan annoying? You simply tell him to leave you alone and he leaves you alone. All he'll do is stand there and :drool: forever.
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Post » Tue Sep 01, 2009 1:27 am

:slap:

Anyway, I'd have to say Modryn Oreyn, because...well, how can I say this without spoiling...

Theres a quest where you're walking to a ruin, and you're literally WALKING. If you go too far away from him, he stands still and pouts at you until you go on an agonizingly slow walk with him. It's awful :yuck:

I also have to ask, why is the adoring fan annoying? You simply tell him to leave you alone and he leaves you alone. All he'll do is stand there and :drool: forever.

Why is the Adoring Fan annoying? :shrug: I've never understood any dislike for Fargoth, either. The Adoring Fan is just fun to kill, typically in a manner involving Dive Rock. People just seem to like to pick on Bosmer.
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Post » Mon Aug 31, 2009 10:35 pm

Caenlorn and Maenlorn - the twins in Anvil (one in brown one in blue)

Maglir - "It's Tavern Time!"

The Adoring Fan - 'nuff said

Glathir - Just as I though! JUST AS I THOUGHT!

Fithragaer - Follow me... SPLAT

Daenlin - A perfect arrow flies forever, and I don't have one. --- How is that a paradox?

Hmmm, I'm sensing a pattern.


Like I said in my post.. All Bosmers.. :foodndrink:
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Post » Tue Sep 01, 2009 12:23 am

To my understaanding, "Tom Tit" is slang for defecation somewhere in Europe. So basically, he was saying something along the lines "Well ain't you the king of crap mountain?"



I think he just means "Well, aren't you all up yourself!?". Btw, speaking from a Brit perspective - Tom Tit is rhyming slang. So yes, you're right, it means defecating.
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Post » Tue Sep 01, 2009 6:19 am

I think adoring fan might win this one by a country mile.

And Glarthir
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Post » Tue Sep 01, 2009 7:32 am

My least favorite NPCs are:

1. Lazare Milvan- A total prickwad.
2. M'raaj-Dar- Another prickwad.
3. Maglir- Why are you in the Fighters Guild if you're a complete coward?
4. Alval Uvani- "I have no time for your pathetic attempts at small talk. Now walk away, before I get... nasty." *walks away, poisons arrow, shoots Alval Uvani, watches him die in agony*
5. All members of the Orum gang.
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Post » Tue Sep 01, 2009 3:30 am

Alval Uvani
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Post » Tue Sep 01, 2009 2:03 am

Every single male Dunmer.
Turned into a bunch of sissies, the lot of em.
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Post » Tue Sep 01, 2009 2:39 am

The Adoring Fan...hands down.

You know, when I get bored, I think of creative ways to kill him. Such as...

Throwing him off Dive Rock with a paralyze spell.

Making him fight ten lions while I sit back and watch with my Chameleon clothes.

Have you ever wondered who would win in a fight? Adoring fan or Valen Dreth? Well I found out today, Valen Dreth....fail!
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Post » Tue Sep 01, 2009 1:07 pm

the orc shopkeeper in cheydinhal.

seriously I dont even take my business to her anymore.

but atleast she's nicer than those Vvardenfell lot.
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Post » Mon Aug 31, 2009 11:34 pm

the orc who runs the bookshop in leyawiin, he's just rude. :glare:

the mages guild scholars are rude as well, except the high elf who can at least give me a rumour.
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Post » Tue Sep 01, 2009 3:12 am

I am surprised no one mentioned the first NPC you meet in game. The dark elf in jail who heckles and insults you. I hope I can kill him someday. I once tried to shoot a fireball through the cell bars but it didn't work.
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Post » Tue Sep 01, 2009 6:48 am

I am surprised no one mentioned the first NPC you meet in game. The dark elf in jail who heckles and insults you. I hope I can kill him someday. I once tried to shoot a fireball through the cell bars but it didn't work.

Have you considered joining the Dark Brotherhood?
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Post » Tue Sep 01, 2009 1:30 am

I'll have to toss in with Alval Uvani also. For a long time, Buffy just cast a demoralize spell on him when he mouthed off and then giggled as he ran away. After enough of his abuse however, she had enough. She let him walk by a guard, then cast a frenzy spell on ol' Alval. Well, you know what happened next. . . Alval commited suicide by guard of course. Turns out, the knucklehead is now a permacorpse, so Buffy had to drag him into a bush so he wouldn't litter the area. :wavey:
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Post » Tue Sep 01, 2009 3:27 am

Have you considered joining the Dark Brotherhood?


Never really liked playing the bad guy. I don't like the idea of murdering people and all that infamy. I have never even gone to jail.
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Post » Tue Sep 01, 2009 3:50 am

Never really liked playing the bad guy. I don't like the idea of murdering people and all that infamy. I have never even gone to jail.

But joining the Dark Brotherhood will let you...
Spoiler
...kill that rude dark elf that you meet in the beginning.

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Post » Tue Sep 01, 2009 2:05 am

i got real ticked off with a certain small holding farmer in the south west who asked me to kill half a dozen brown bears for him. there i am working my way towards his target demand when he rushes out of his farmhouse straight into bear fighting. course, hes a weakling npc and dies in seconds - a message then cheerfully pops up that cos he's dead you can'tr finish his little quest. i reloaded and he did it again, ang again, and again. i belatedly realised i had to lure the big furry lummocks's away from his house and kill them quietly. why couldn;'t he just stay indoors an let me get on with the job?

As for the annoying (sorry, adoring) fan - i reckon my char should lure him to her waterfront shack, make him clean the floor and do the washing up, use him for her ,er , pleasure, then deal with him like what happens to a certain dear family member in the DB. That'l teach the bootlicking little weazel. oh, did i forget to add, lots of bootlicking too, cos she's got lots of boots........ actually, i recall seeing some you tube footage of the AF being delt with in the most elaborate manner - like being lured all the way upto dive rock and then being shot in the head point blank with an arrow, that sends him flying off - i guess lots of people find him real annoying.

Dulfish gro-whatever in Cheydinhal as mentioned earlier is of course very rude and annoying - but he is obviously designed to be that way - still, an easy and pleasurable kill.
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Post » Tue Sep 01, 2009 6:01 am

lol i love the adoring fan, he'll follow you anywhere, especially somewhere secret so you can kill him in the most creative ways possible
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Post » Mon Aug 31, 2009 10:29 pm

Fighters Guild Porters! Worst in the whole game.
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